The Audacity of Nope@dev what the fuck
Dev@secretasianman they read the story of the golden goose, and were like, “ah I get the moral of the story, it is bad they didn’t have market speculation on the value of the goose “
Rob, 
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@dev @secretasianman betting on goose futures contracts when
:: Asta ::@ricci @dev @secretasianman we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!
Lina@aud
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i hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]
@aud
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me walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"
@lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman more like EGGSETS
cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now
something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc...
cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now
something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc...
Bonkers