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THE SPRING IS A PAVED POOL
HEY FUCK YOU MOVIE
Wow, we ALMOST had something happen there. Oh well, put the plot point back in the fridge to reheat later. #Monsterdon
Ooo I hate "oh you're just a silly woman, your eyes cannot be trusted, after all you have emotions and shit"
Die -_-
I see we're deep in the Gross People Interacting part of the movie. #Monsterdon
"You've given me a deep feeling of responsibility to mankind"
Which I clearly didn't have before, being an army man. Kill 'Em All Jimmy they called me!
Heh, I don't mean to complain, but usually when you foley a scene you try to make the SOUNDS match the ACTION :P
There's a certain amount of tension between dad's Go Make Babies For The Good Of Mankind and his Oh But Get Married First Like a Good Christian
Nothin' but class. #Monsterdon
This is all gonna end with the daughter donning power armor to fight an Omega Mutant in the cargo bay.
Oh get eaten already will you please. #Monsterdon
It's the drunk aunt at the wedding dance! #Monsterdon
I'm starting to peel, too. Like a sunburn. #Monsterdon
NO FUN ALLOWED
"Good night"
But it's 1pm, I-- Oh, Day for Night again. #Monsterdon
Gotta cut away from the action quick! We almost had a plot point happen on-screen! D: #Monsterdon
Listen to the ADR, Tim! #Monsterdon
John, Steve! Tim! John Boy! #Monsterdon
Yeah, continue to treat your daughter with all the disrespect you can. Surely that will win her heart. #Monsterdon
"This thing is MAN sized!"
It's a full-size Snickers! #Monsterdon
Oh good, I was wondering if this movie could get any grosser. #Monsterdon
Just shoot him. #Monsterdon
He's CROUCHING IN PLAIN SIGHT #Monsterdon
Aaaand murder
Yup, there we go. #Monsterdon
Jesus, dad #Monsterdon
Sure am glad we get to see the biggest immediate threat let off the hook again and again. Sure ramps up the, uh. Tension. I guess. Not at all frustrating.
>_>
They couldn't afford a Theremin, so they've got someone offstage humming into a comb and tissue paper. #Monsterdon
They've got less than ten minutes to get to the year 2889, I don't think they're gonna make it. #Monsterdon
...If there's no other way? Does the old man think she's gonna get bit and turn into a mutant? #Monsterdon
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY DAY-FOR-NIGHT #Monsterdon
The, uh, monster. He's like if a butler was a rubber mask. #Monsterdon
Oh grandpa, better put the safety on before you tuck the gun in down there :x #Monsterdon
That ATOMIC FIEND!
i'm meeeeeelting i'm meeeeeeeeeeeeelting #Monsterdon
Yes yes, the Impure can't exist alongside The Chosen Pure Ones blah blah don't mix genes, d- HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE END??? #Monsterdon
I think I broke my neck in that car crash of an ending #Monsterdon
And as another movie ends with all the grace of a plane crash, we say aloha to one really awful film. As always, just one last thing to do before you leave the theater:
Was IN THE YEAR 2889 (1967) the WORST #MONSTERDON MOVIE OF THE YEAR?
God yes, it was Day-for-AWFUL
It wasn't that bad.
Poll ended at .
Damon L. Wakes@CactuarJoe Once again I can't bring myself to call it "not that bad," but it was still marginally better than Invasion.
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@CactuarJoe This is unheard of!
Raederle@CactuarJoe It was worse than Planet Earth.
@raederle Now THAT's an endorsement!
Floaty Birb@CactuarJoe I voted "yes". I realize I voted "yes" for some earlier movie also, but I already forgot which one that is and am convinced that #InTheYear2889 was worse.
It remains possible, albeit unlikely, that we will find an even worse #monsterdon to watch ere the year ends.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@CactuarJoe was it even and ending?! #Monsterdon
Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿@Lazarou @CactuarJoe They did call it the beginning, but I wish they'd have all died instead.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889