Cactuar JoeYeeeep, sure am glad I built this REMOTE HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, where NOBODY would just WANDER BY
certainly not AN ENTIRE CAST OF THOUSANDS in the FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES
He's a little bulky for a Torgo, but you use what you've got. #Monsterdon
Grandpa's got two lines. #Monsterdon
"Let the worthless ol' coot stay, we're all gonna die anyway."
Grandpa Sunshine! 😃 😎 🌞 😃
Oh hey, HO-scale apocalypse! #Monsterdon
Sure, nothing says safe long-term like geological activity.
"I'm in command! You will follow my orders! You're gonna die!"
"She's a SLUT, I'm a WASTREL, we were BUILT IN A LAB TO ANNOY YOU"
Yeah, you look like you're sorry. #Monsterdon
Mm, canned beef. Whaddya figure the over/under is on his brother eating the dancer? #Monsterdon
So this doesn't feel like the year 2889. #Monsterdon
RUN, KING ARTHUR SHAPESHIFTED INTO A SQUIRREL, THEY'RE SHOOTING DAY FOR NIGHT! #Monsterdon
That's what YOU think... Heh. Heh heh heh. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Quick, Drunkman! Use your alcoholic bolos to defeat the monster!
Y'know, you guys could've at least thrown some makeup on the, uh, "scars" on bro's face. Blended it maybe a *little* :/ #Monsterdon
"It's important that we save him! I can't say why!"
It's all part of the plot point coming in the third act!
Aaand cue Klingon. #Monsterdon
Really it's impressive how werewolf bro can sneak out of the house multiple times without coming BACK to the house first. #Monsterdon
That wasn't a rabbit, it was a Crunch bar :D #Monsterdon
"A thousand generations of change could take place in a matter of weeks!"
No, your DNA just unravels like a ball of yarn. Sorry, chief.
Oh good, someone can get eaten by the Klingon. #Monsterdon
So we got one plot point in half an hour. Did they have to ration those, too? #Monsterdon
Wow, we ALMOST had something happen there. Oh well, put the plot point back in the fridge to reheat later. #Monsterdon
Ooo I hate "oh you're just a silly woman, your eyes cannot be trusted, after all you have emotions and shit"
Die -_-
I see we're deep in the Gross People Interacting part of the movie. #Monsterdon
"You've given me a deep feeling of responsibility to mankind"
Which I clearly didn't have before, being an army man. Kill 'Em All Jimmy they called me!
Heh, I don't mean to complain, but usually when you foley a scene you try to make the SOUNDS match the ACTION :P
There's a certain amount of tension between dad's Go Make Babies For The Good Of Mankind and his Oh But Get Married First Like a Good Christian
Nothin' but class. #Monsterdon
This is all gonna end with the daughter donning power armor to fight an Omega Mutant in the cargo bay.
Oh get eaten already will you please. #Monsterdon
It's the drunk aunt at the wedding dance! #Monsterdon
I'm starting to peel, too. Like a sunburn. #Monsterdon
NO FUN ALLOWED
"Good night"
But it's 1pm, I-- Oh, Day for Night again. #Monsterdon
Gotta cut away from the action quick! We almost had a plot point happen on-screen! D: #Monsterdon
Listen to the ADR, Tim! #Monsterdon
John, Steve! Tim! John Boy! #Monsterdon
Yeah, continue to treat your daughter with all the disrespect you can. Surely that will win her heart. #Monsterdon
"This thing is MAN sized!"
It's a full-size Snickers! #Monsterdon
Oh good, I was wondering if this movie could get any grosser. #Monsterdon
Just shoot him. #Monsterdon
He's CROUCHING IN PLAIN SIGHT #Monsterdon
Aaaand murder
Yup, there we go. #Monsterdon
Jesus, dad #Monsterdon
Sure am glad we get to see the biggest immediate threat let off the hook again and again. Sure ramps up the, uh. Tension. I guess. Not at all frustrating.
>_>
They couldn't afford a Theremin, so they've got someone offstage humming into a comb and tissue paper. #Monsterdon
They've got less than ten minutes to get to the year 2889, I don't think they're gonna make it. #Monsterdon
otheorange_tag@CactuarJoe So god? (It's been a while, I don't remember much of the good book) #Monsterdon
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖@CactuarJoe did spec sneak either
oh fuck off
the real monster was man yadda yadda can someone please get eaten now?
Ah, here comes Dracula
Nosfe-Rad-tu
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@CactuarJoe They don't need him.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻
Dogwelder@CactuarJoe Doctor Scott! Rocky!