Cactuar JoeThat's what YOU think... Heh. Heh heh heh. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Quick, Drunkman! Use your alcoholic bolos to defeat the monster!
Y'know, you guys could've at least thrown some makeup on the, uh, "scars" on bro's face. Blended it maybe a *little* :/ #Monsterdon
"It's important that we save him! I can't say why!"
It's all part of the plot point coming in the third act!
Aaand cue Klingon. #Monsterdon
Really it's impressive how werewolf bro can sneak out of the house multiple times without coming BACK to the house first. #Monsterdon
That wasn't a rabbit, it was a Crunch bar :D #Monsterdon
"A thousand generations of change could take place in a matter of weeks!"
No, your DNA just unravels like a ball of yarn. Sorry, chief.
Oh good, someone can get eaten by the Klingon. #Monsterdon
So we got one plot point in half an hour. Did they have to ration those, too? #Monsterdon
Wow, we ALMOST had something happen there. Oh well, put the plot point back in the fridge to reheat later. #Monsterdon
Ooo I hate "oh you're just a silly woman, your eyes cannot be trusted, after all you have emotions and shit"
Die -_-
I see we're deep in the Gross People Interacting part of the movie. #Monsterdon
"You've given me a deep feeling of responsibility to mankind"
Which I clearly didn't have before, being an army man. Kill 'Em All Jimmy they called me!
Heh, I don't mean to complain, but usually when you foley a scene you try to make the SOUNDS match the ACTION :P
There's a certain amount of tension between dad's Go Make Babies For The Good Of Mankind and his Oh But Get Married First Like a Good Christian
Nothin' but class. #Monsterdon
This is all gonna end with the daughter donning power armor to fight an Omega Mutant in the cargo bay.
Oh get eaten already will you please. #Monsterdon
It's the drunk aunt at the wedding dance! #Monsterdon
I'm starting to peel, too. Like a sunburn. #Monsterdon
NO FUN ALLOWED
"Good night"
But it's 1pm, I-- Oh, Day for Night again. #Monsterdon
Gotta cut away from the action quick! We almost had a plot point happen on-screen! D: #Monsterdon
Listen to the ADR, Tim! #Monsterdon
John, Steve! Tim! John Boy! #Monsterdon
Yeah, continue to treat your daughter with all the disrespect you can. Surely that will win her heart. #Monsterdon
"This thing is MAN sized!"
It's a full-size Snickers! #Monsterdon
Oh good, I was wondering if this movie could get any grosser. #Monsterdon
Just shoot him. #Monsterdon
He's CROUCHING IN PLAIN SIGHT #Monsterdon
Aaaand murder
Yup, there we go. #Monsterdon
Jesus, dad #Monsterdon
Sure am glad we get to see the biggest immediate threat let off the hook again and again. Sure ramps up the, uh. Tension. I guess. Not at all frustrating.
>_>
They couldn't afford a Theremin, so they've got someone offstage humming into a comb and tissue paper. #Monsterdon
They've got less than ten minutes to get to the year 2889, I don't think they're gonna make it. #Monsterdon
...If there's no other way? Does the old man think she's gonna get bit and turn into a mutant? #Monsterdon
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY DAY-FOR-NIGHT #Monsterdon
The, uh, monster. He's like if a butler was a rubber mask. #Monsterdon
Oh grandpa, better put the safety on before you tuck the gun in down there :x #Monsterdon
That ATOMIC FIEND!
i'm meeeeeelting i'm meeeeeeeeeeeeelting #Monsterdon
Yes yes, the Impure can't exist alongside The Chosen Pure Ones blah blah don't mix genes, d- HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE END??? #Monsterdon
I think I broke my neck in that car crash of an ending #Monsterdon
And as another movie ends with all the grace of a plane crash, we say aloha to one really awful film. As always, just one last thing to do before you leave the theater:
Was IN THE YEAR 2889 (1967) the WORST #MONSTERDON MOVIE OF THE YEAR?
God yes, it was Day-for-AWFUL
It wasn't that bad.
Poll ended at .
Damon L. Wakes@CactuarJoe Once again I can't bring myself to call it "not that bad," but it was still marginally better than Invasion.
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@CactuarJoe This is unheard of!
Raederle@CactuarJoe It was worse than Planet Earth.
@raederle Now THAT's an endorsement!
Floaty Birb@CactuarJoe I voted "yes". I realize I voted "yes" for some earlier movie also, but I already forgot which one that is and am convinced that #InTheYear2889 was worse.
It remains possible, albeit unlikely, that we will find an even worse #monsterdon to watch ere the year ends.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@CactuarJoe was it even and ending?! #Monsterdon
Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿@Lazarou @CactuarJoe They did call it the beginning, but I wish they'd have all died instead.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖@CactuarJoe what a world
.....wow. fuck right off.
@CactuarJoe look igor fell on hard times
hey gramps we figured that out an hour ago
@CactuarJoe nuclear vampires, man
FALLOUT: NIGHT FILTER
Some 30 round luger that is.
otheorange_tag@CactuarJoe So god? (It's been a while, I don't remember much of the good book) #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe did spec sneak either
oh fuck off
the real monster was man yadda yadda can someone please get eaten now?
Ah, here comes Dracula
Nosfe-Rad-tu
Oh no who could have seen that coming
"no other way, use the luger on Joanna"
what?
what?!
huh?!!