Floaty Birb

@floatybirb
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he/him. here to quack at the void.

sewer socialist trash mammal.
the world's leading advocate of building an #OrbitalMooseSanctuary
irascible foe of the Lombards

#MonsterdonAlert

What should our next #Monsterdon movie be?

Zarkorr! the Invader (1996)
22.7%
Superbeast (1972)
16.1%
Beginning of the End (1957)
16.9%
Giant From the Unknown (1958)
14.5%
The Vampire (1957)
14.9%
Sting of Death (1966)
14.9%
Poll ended at .
i realized that i harbor an irrational dislike for the xbox, a console i have never played. i will probably not be correcting this.
my brain produces normal things

*assembling Molotov cocktails*

Who wants to join my new startup to disrupt the AI datacenter industry?

@WEATHERISHAPPENING what weather ghosts did they find

RE: https://social.coop/@luis_in_brief/116796213525059234

New post: What Is an Epicycle, and how many of them do we need to make Geocentrism make any sort of sense?

vampire polar bear
I asked ChatMagic8Ball what to do about bikes moaning over deafening turnips and here's what it said:
"Concentrate and ask again."
Turns out the Earth's mantle is made of glitter and the aliens blew us up for being too gay. #Monsterdon