Floaty Birb

@floatybirb
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he/him. here to quack at the void.

sewer socialist trash mammal.
the world's leading advocate of building an #OrbitalMooseSanctuary
irascible foe of the Lombards

Floaty Birb18h ago
Void Chicken1d ago

#MonsterdonAlert

What should our next #Monsterdon movie be?

Zarkorr! the Invader (1996)
22.7%
Superbeast (1972)
16.1%
Beginning of the End (1957)
16.9%
Giant From the Unknown (1958)
14.5%
The Vampire (1957)
14.9%
Sting of Death (1966)
14.9%
Poll ended at .
Floaty Birb20h ago
i realized that i harbor an irrational dislike for the xbox, a console i have never played. i will probably not be correcting this.
Floaty Birb21h ago
Odoben22h ago
my brain produces normal things
Floaty Birb21h ago
Bridget1d ago

*assembling Molotov cocktails*

Who wants to join my new startup to disrupt the AI datacenter industry?

Floaty Birb21h ago
Show threadKeeper of the orb21h ago
@WEATHERISHAPPENING what weather ghosts did they find
Floaty Birb21h ago
captain acab  🏳️‍🌈4d ago
Floaty Birb21h ago
Emma: ƒ(☕️, 🐈‍⬛️, 🚀️) ⇒ ℂ21h ago

RE: https://social.coop/@luis_in_brief/116796213525059234

New post: What Is an Epicycle, and how many of them do we need to make Geocentrism make any sort of sense?

Floaty Birb21h ago
guilherme nunes21h ago
vampire polar bear
Floaty Birb21h ago
ChatMagic8Ball21h ago
I asked ChatMagic8Ball what to do about bikes moaning over deafening turnips and here's what it said:
"Concentrate and ask again."
Floaty Birb1d ago
Emma: ƒ(☕️, 🐈‍⬛️, 🚀️) ⇒ ℂ1d ago
Turns out the Earth's mantle is made of glitter and the aliens blew us up for being too gay. #Monsterdon