American International TELEVISION? This is a TV movie? Ripoff! #Monsterdon
Pfft. This noise ain't THAT great. #Monsterdon

♫ IN THE YEAR 2889 ♪

♫ IF MAN IS STILL A uh SPINE ♪

#Monsterdon

A graphic representation of my stomach after eating chili. #Monsterdon

"Maybe there's no one left to hear my voice"

No, I can hear you. Unfortunately. #Monsterdon

AND KTLA IS THERE

#Monsterdon

"Larry didn't come."

Sorry, honey, your man's dead :D

#Monsterdon

Oh, they have a photo of The Average Man. Finally let him out of the vault in Svarlbad, huh? #Monsterdon
Oh, months. Yeah, that'll be enough to wait out the nuclear apocalypse. #Monsterdon

"Don't touch him!"

He's gross!

#Monsterdon

740!? He should be A PUDDLE

#Monsterdon

He's gonna sit down in his chair and wait for the frogs to come kill him. #Monsterdon
So is this like the ONLY house up here or...? #Monsterdon

Yeeeep, sure am glad I built this REMOTE HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, where NOBODY would just WANDER BY

certainly not AN ENTIRE CAST OF THOUSANDS in the FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES

#Monsterdon

He's a little bulky for a Torgo, but you use what you've got. #Monsterdon
Grandpa's got two lines. #Monsterdon

"Let the worthless ol' coot stay, we're all gonna die anyway."

Grandpa Sunshine! 😃 😎 🌞 😃

#Monsterdon

"I got big things in LA"

Chief LA doesn't exist anymore. It's goo.

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, HO-scale apocalypse! #Monsterdon

Sure, nothing says safe long-term like geological activity.

#Monsterdon

"I'm in command! You will follow my orders! You're gonna die!"

#Monsterdon

Heh. Yeah, I'm not gonna, I just need

BLOOD

#Monsterdon

"She's a SLUT, I'm a WASTREL, we were BUILT IN A LAB TO ANNOY YOU"

#Monsterdon

Yeah, you look like you're sorry. #Monsterdon
Mm, canned beef. Whaddya figure the over/under is on his brother eating the dancer? #Monsterdon
So this doesn't feel like the year 2889. #Monsterdon
RUN, KING ARTHUR SHAPESHIFTED INTO A SQUIRREL, THEY'RE SHOOTING DAY FOR NIGHT! #Monsterdon

That's what YOU think... Heh. Heh heh heh. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

#Monsterdon

Quick, Drunkman! Use your alcoholic bolos to defeat the monster!

#Monsterdon

"He's a FREAK"

Damn, bigotry against ghouls started early.

#Monsterdon

Y'know, you guys could've at least thrown some makeup on the, uh, "scars" on bro's face. Blended it maybe a *little* :/ #Monsterdon

"It's important that we save him! I can't say why!"

It's all part of the plot point coming in the third act!

#Monsterdon

Aaand cue Klingon. #Monsterdon
Really it's impressive how werewolf bro can sneak out of the house multiple times without coming BACK to the house first. #Monsterdon
That wasn't a rabbit, it was a Crunch bar :D #Monsterdon

"These bones are still moist!"

D... Don't say it that way :/

#Monsterdon

"A thousand generations of change could take place in a matter of weeks!"

No, your DNA just unravels like a ball of yarn. Sorry, chief.

#Monsterdon

"We'll all be dead. Or like Granger."

A furry!

#Monsterdon

Oh good, someone can get eaten by the Klingon. #Monsterdon
So we got one plot point in half an hour. Did they have to ration those, too? #Monsterdon

THE

THE SPRING IS A PAVED POOL

HEY FUCK YOU MOVIE

#Monsterdon

Wow, we ALMOST had something happen there. Oh well, put the plot point back in the fridge to reheat later. #Monsterdon

Ooo I hate "oh you're just a silly woman, your eyes cannot be trusted, after all you have emotions and shit"

Die -_-

#Monsterdon

I see we're deep in the Gross People Interacting part of the movie. #Monsterdon

"Its skin looked like rubber"

STOP TRYING TO COVER, MOVIE

#Monsterdon

"You've given me a deep feeling of responsibility to mankind"

Which I clearly didn't have before, being an army man. Kill 'Em All Jimmy they called me!

#Monsterdon

"The women should bear children as soon as possible!"

Ew :/

#Monsterdon

Heh, I don't mean to complain, but usually when you foley a scene you try to make the SOUNDS match the ACTION :P

#Monsterdon

There's a certain amount of tension between dad's Go Make Babies For The Good Of Mankind and his Oh But Get Married First Like a Good Christian

#Monsterdon

Nothin' but class. #Monsterdon

"Don't touch him. He's hot."

Like Fabio!

#Monsterdon

This is all gonna end with the daughter donning power armor to fight an Omega Mutant in the cargo bay.

#Monsterdon

Oh get eaten already will you please. #Monsterdon
It's the drunk aunt at the wedding dance! #Monsterdon
I'm starting to peel, too. Like a sunburn. #Monsterdon

NO FUN ALLOWED

#Monsterdon

"Good night"

But it's 1pm, I-- Oh, Day for Night again. #Monsterdon

"Easy Jimothy. Just a rabbit."

ELMER SEASON!

#Monsterdon

Gotta cut away from the action quick! We almost had a plot point happen on-screen! D: #Monsterdon
Listen to the ADR, Tim! #Monsterdon
John, Steve! Tim! John Boy! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe i hate re-heated plot points

#monsterdon

....telepathy. Sure, ok, we're going there.

#monsterdon

fuck off crappy elvis

#monsterdon

yee haw moonshine wot wot

#monsterdon

RADIOACTIVE FOG OH NO

#monsterdon

I'm afraid Grange has...

Gone out of range

#monsterdon

"Three of those animals lived through it"
Godzilla, Rodan, and Gamera?

#monsterdon

DOOOOOOM

#monsterdon

Grampa gonna found the Brotherhood of Steel

#monsterdon

"They should bear children as soon as possible"

PLEASE FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF OLD COOT

#monsterdon

ok at this point everyone except Steve, the psychic girl, and maybe the ginger needs to get Eaten(tm)

#monsterdon

Elivs, you didn't spec into lockpicking

#monsterdon

charming, every one.

#monsterdon

Quick, finish him off so he can go to Sto'vo'kor!

#monsterdon