Ricardo B�nffy5d ago
Charlie Stross
Good night and sweet dreams, my pretties!
Jun 4 at 9:32pmWeb
Show threadBen ScottJun 4

@cstross
*thinks to self ‘I’ve read most of his published work. Nothing @cstross can post will shock me’*

*reads post*

Oh. Well. That’s going to linger.

Show threadBen ScottJun 4
I say this as someone who has used Mr Blobby as a case study when explaining ‘British’ to teammates/co-workers. A regrettably former manager has never forgiven me for sharing the Christmas song video during a team planning session.
Show thread[email protected]Jun 4
@Skaffen @cstross Imagine that a computer has been iteratively calculating this image from random noise.
We need to burn all of mathematics and pour bleach on the ashes.
Show threadBen ScottJun 4
@chris @cstross I HADN’T COUNTED THE FINGERS. I HAVE NOW. THE UNICORNS WERE CHILD FRIENDLY IN COMPARISON.
Show threadJdeBPJun 5

@Skaffen @chris

I'll make it even more of a nightmare for you in just 3 words:

Nigel Farage's nipples.

(-:

@cstross

#MrBlobby #NigelFarage

Show threadgabboman the wafrn devJun 5

@Skaffen @chris @cstross

I understand now why in warhammer40k computers are forbidden

Show threadJens NJun 5

@gabboman @Skaffen @chris @cstross

The Butlerian Jihad seems more and more reasonable as time goes by.

Show threadHamish The PolarBearJun 4
@cstross That is one of the most evil images I have ever seem in my life.
Show threadGabriel NJun 4
@cstross sloppy dreams, everyone!
Show threadCadbury MooseJun 4
@cstross Got the coordinates, perhaps Major Clanger could arrange an airstrike before it's too late?
Show threadCadbury MooseJun 4
@cstross (Our man in the Honourable Artillery Company retired several years ago (and their role is considerably different, these days), and Ms Pavlichenko is no longer available.)
Show threadOwenTJun 4
@cstross why have you done this
Show threadWait, "dumb" ends in "B"!?Jun 4
@owent @cstross You're asking this of the author of the book literally called Rule 34? :-D
Show threadThe Penguin of EvilJun 4
@cstross First time I've ever felt sorry for Mr Blobby
Show threadUilebheistJun 5
@cstross That's obscene and will give us nightmares.
Which one of these two is the newest Laudry employee?
Show threadGin KangarooJun 5
@cstross Bloody hell!
Show threadSir David NielsenJun 5
@cstross I hope that abomination eats him.
Show threadCharlie StrossJun 5
@DavidNielsen Who is "he" and which abomination gets to do the eating?
Show threadSir David NielsenJun 5
@cstross I hope he eats Farrage, it would solve a lot of problems if that racist just disappeared
Show threadCaitlinmonster6d ago
@cstross I’m glad I saw this after I woke up, otherwise the stuff of nightmares
Show threadNormie6d ago
@cstross I hope this precedes a routine where he drops the baby several times, possibly off a cliff
Show threadHighlandLawyer6d ago
@normjess @cstross
"That's the way to do it!'
Show threadKen Milmore6d ago
@cstross I hope you didn't use a slop machine to make that. Otherwise it would completely spaff the sentiment.
Show threadCharlie Stross6d ago
@kbm0 I didn't make it. Dunno if the original was AI generated but if so it was documentary photograph reuse rather than artistic. (and also: fuck both of them.)
Show threadspanghero6d ago
@cstross Sweet dreams? I’m never sleeping again.
Litre of mind bleach on order.
Show threadLiam Proven6d ago
@cstross *shudders in Manx* You are a terrible person.
Show threadGunnar Aastrand Grimnes6d ago
@cstross so so cursed
Show threaddch  6d ago
@cstross jfc what is this insanity
Show threadNuclear Oatmeal 6d ago

@cstross

I've been saving this one.

Show threadPete / Syllopsium6d ago
@cstross I'm glad I've only seen this today, so I've got at least another six hours to find some mind bleach