Sh-sh-sh-should I sue?
Alice McFlurry :bc: (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image @LRRRonEarth @arisummerland Here's the uncropped version if you want to print it out and make a ridiculous card for your friend.

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@Alice This will never not bring me joy.

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is this even sue-able? no offense, but i dont see much of a reference or stolen work. i mean, thats how a hotdog just looks? or do i miss something?

@utf_7 I’m not actually going to sue. I’m just kidding.

But the uncropped version of my profile pic is definitely of an anthropomorphic hotdog with a "hotdog boner" and these shorts are pretty much displaying the same concept and that's what I’m referencing.

@Alice

ah, ohhhh, well... i looked so hard to find a hotdog with a hotdog boner on the shorts. not recognizing that the hotdog represents the boner of the person wearing the shorts

@Alice

I can no longer think of Der Wienerschnitzel as tasty laxatives.

This has turned them into a distasteful emetic.

Yes. Sue.

@Alice takes "product placement" to a whole nother level
@Alice I… kind of need these.
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Yes. Primarily because of the "most wanted weiner" bit
@Alice well someone should definitely sue. possibly everyone.

@Alice

Juice not worth the squeeze.

@Alice I am trying very hard to unsee that. 🙈
@Alice The Taste Police should arrest them.
@Alice What did Sue say?

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sure, but if that's too hard, at least buy a pair for Kev . . .

@Alice You gotta start with a cease and desist letter. You can't jump direct to trademark infringement.

@Alice

Sue for piece, er, peace, that is.

@Alice Imagine picking someone up on a night out and you bring them back to your place. You start kissing, they’re taking your clothes off and as they drop to their knees, they begin to take your trousers off. And then they see these.

Moment ruined. Suddenly, you’re both on the sofa watching Question Time and neither of you are talking to each other. 🤨

@Alice XD, my god, it's for real
@Alice no mustard pls 😬
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Is the red liquid just tomato sauce or should I see a doctor?

@Alice yes please!

Wiener schnitzel - Wikipedia

@Alice Can we make it a class action lawsuit?

@Alice

That's Alice's weiner!