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CpyJx 🍉6d ago

I promise this is not AI.

This is the sitting US president trying to convince the press, that he is doing important work, because he is renovating the pool in the local park, and that pool is longer than some skyscrapers.

This is what the US president is doing for his people, while the US economy is in tatters, Putin is waging war against Europe and and the Hormuz Strait is blocked.

A pool length measuring contest.

Insane.

@randahl "Our pool is bigger than Skyscrapers"
I can't shake the feeling that some of the Trump staffers are having a secret contest, who makes the most ridiculous poster that the president will present to the press.

Randahl Fink 6d ago

@lbcp tune in tomorrow when Trump presents his desk which is longer than any dog owned by Biden.

NB, Trump didn't use a similar drawing when disputing Stormy Daniels' claims about penis size.

DragonFlame 6d ago

@lbcp @randahl
I don't think his staffers understand 'ridiculous'. They think they are smart and such rubbish is impressive.

Femme Malheureuse 6d ago

@RHW @lbcp @randahl This stuff is patronizing busy work. His staff try to keep him occupied and amused as if he was a child because that's all he can handle because of his dementia. He latches onto stuff that feeds his ego and his narcissistic supply; they encourage it with posters like this to keep him from getting in their way with sundowning tantrums.

He needs to be removed from office but everyone he chose in his cabinet are too corrupt to do the right thing and remove him.

DragonFlame 6d ago

@femme_mal @lbcp @randahl
Even if he's removed all his minions are just as evil and stupid and will continue. Just look at Hegseth.
Hope you can vote them out and then lean on your Democrats to remember what their name means and try to live up to it.

Femme Malheureuse 6d ago

@RHW @lbcp @randahl We need a Democratic majority in the House and 60 votes in the Senate in order to remove Hegseth and any other political appointees including SCOTUS jurists. We may not be able to remove White House staff but if Trump leaves the White House (one way or another), they are unlikely to stay because the next POTUS may need to take heads to win public trust.

Dems know what needs to be done. The media obscures their work. Example, buried on page 23A:

Frank Bennett 🇯🇵6d ago

@randahl But look at that beautiful blue color. They don't make skyscrapers blue because the sky is blue and you couldn't see them. That's why we laid the pool on its side, so it can REFLECT the sky. The sky with our wonderful air force so many brave young men. Some of them are coming to my rally, you know that don't you? The fake news media are all talking about it, they're mostly fake but once in awhile they have to report what's real. Trump's Blue Sky Politics I call it.

Brian M Knoblock 🇺🇸🇳🇴 🦊6d ago

Sounds like some Americans in DC need to crash the party on The 4th like in 1970.

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Viking Chieftain 6d ago

Burj Khalifa: 2,717 ft
Merdeka 118: 2,227 ft
Shanghai Tower: 2,073 ft

gehsteiger 6d ago

@VikingChieftain
You were half a minute faster than me 😅

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈6d ago

@VikingChieftain @randahl Trump is so racist he can't acknowledge foreign skyscrapers!

@Lazarou @VikingChieftain @randahl

He would have to deport them.

Cluster Fcku 6d ago

@VikingChieftain @randahl The rowing course in the Amsterdamse Bos (known as the Bosbaan), also a pool, is exactly 2,200 meters long. (7217 ft)

@clusterfcku @VikingChieftain @randahl But the Rembrandt Tower is merely 150m (~500ft). And we are comparing buildings with pools here.
Also, the Big Apple is massively bigger than a European cherry. So, America wins. I guess.

Cluster Fcku 6d ago

@lbcp @VikingChieftain @randahl remember "America First" and "Netherlands Second" ? 😁

Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦6d ago

@randahl proof of his incapability to see beyond a very small detail of local structure and not even close to getting the purpose cleaned for a better reflection which has been taken away totally ...

Justin M 6d ago

@randahl Trump has been living in his own fantasy world for a long time. Seems he has dementia or similar so that is probably making his delusions worse.

JeffreySmith 🌻🍉🇨🇦6d ago

@Jam123 @randahl

Better to have him fixating on pool length than ending civilizations I guess, but what a small empty soul he is.

Justin M 6d ago

@JeffreySmith @randahl the attention wanders so who knows what he'll fixate on next..

JeffreySmith 🌻🍉🇨🇦6d ago

@Jam123 @randahl

Anything other than the Epstein Files or his self-inflicted foreign disaster in the Persian Gulf I imagine.

Susanne Lilith 6d ago

@randahl
Es fehlt ein Atom im Größenvergleich. Oder vergleichbar winzige Körperteile. 🤯

@randahl get ready for him ordering workers to place the pool vertically.

@randahl Look at the axis on the left. Equally spaced, but changes from 1000 ft increment to 500 ft increments.

I'd almost say Trump is using AI again

Passwordsarehard4 6d ago

@arem @randahl if you take the 20% hallucinations from the top five A.I.’s and combine them together, you get an executive officer. Yeah, it is that one but it’s still kinda crazy that it works at all.

Patch You Up 6d ago

@arem @randahl Came here to say this. How can an administration be so incompetent?? I guess we have to consider ourselves lucky they are, because competency would make their evil even worse...

Gregg Alley 2d ago

@arem @randahl The Empire State Building is only 1,250 feet tall. 🙄

@Galley @randahl That's the roof height, but you'll also notice how the other buildings are scaled to the antenna height. Incredibly difficult to decide whether to choose the antenna or the roof to report height.

DanieruOtakuBoy 6d ago

@randahl It makes me remember something made here in Venezuela by a mayor, the largest pool in the whole world... It was just a crop irrigation canal disguised as a swimming pool...

Rev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱6d ago

@randahl @kevinrns meanwhile, Congress is just letting him do it.

GulfofMexico 6d ago

@randahl probably the only length measuring contest he could win.

tootbrute 6d ago

@randahl that's some major small dick energy

@randahl So you say gramps is holding that huge poster at the corner with one of his tiny hands?

Because he is a very stable genius, he's taking into account the curvature of the earth, so a tower 90° around the earth would be oriented the same way as his pool.
Makes sense to me 🤪

Why doesn't he measure them in Big Macs?

I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑‍🔥6d ago

@isol
He keeps eating the ruler.

Mitex Leo 6d ago

@randahl This is insane.

JohnnieMac 6d ago

@randahl compensating because his his table is shorter than putins….

Passwordsarehard4 6d ago

@randahl remember back when he looked at the eclipse and we thought “good lord he’s dumb, I couldn’t be more embarrassed of my president then I am now”. Oh how little I knew.

@passwordsarehard4
@randahl

Wait a few weeks

Passwordsarehard4 4d ago

@w_b @randahl he reminds me of a Hank Hill quote. “ Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking” He just keeps getting dumber.

Kevin Ashworth 6d ago

@randahl
I will not be walking up such a tall of a poo. Look forward to the elevator he will install just like Carry Grant and Debra Car! Glad he is loving for us patriots who cannot clime so many stares!!!!

Trump is an imposter, always has been, always will be…

mahadevank 6d ago

@randahl who needs slop when you have the POTUS 😂

AnnieBuddy 6d ago

His supporters really deserve to be shamed for this.

On My Walk 6d ago

@randahl
I think this shirt is pants.

thriftwicker 6d ago

@randahl Oh goody. Another thing he will royally fuck up and I will have to pay for.

I hope he doesn't know how to swim.

Marc, Antifa Surgeon General 6d ago

@randahl You know how someone erected that golden statue pairing of Trump and Epstein on the National Mall?

When that pool is finally completed, someone needs to fill it with gold mannequins representing each of the women who came forward about Epstein and Trump's abuses.

Farah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼6d ago

@randahl In psychology, this is called projecting

Bart Teeuwisse ❄️🇺🇦6d ago

@randahl a pool noodle measuring contest of great importance?

Salve J. Nilsen 6d ago

@randahl "Our orange is more orange than them apples"

Arthur van der Harg 6d ago

@randahl And no-one asked him why the water didn’t fall out when he held it like this?

E. C. Bigribs 6d ago

@randahl The word "shallow" comes to mind.