I promise this is not AI.

This is the sitting US president trying to convince the press, that he is doing important work, because he is renovating the pool in the local park, and that pool is longer than some skyscrapers.

This is what the US president is doing for his people, while the US economy is in tatters, Putin is waging war against Europe and and the Hormuz Strait is blocked.

A pool length measuring contest.

Insane.