vpolMay 12
Fesshole 🧻
On the train to work. Guy sitting opposite left his breakfast bar wrapper on the table when we got to the station. I was able to slip it back into his coat pocket while he was waiting for the doors to open. It was a great moment.
May 11 at 6:20pmWeb
Show threadMr. Bruno May 11
@fesshole Oooo! Harsh! We have hard vigilante with mad skills here!
Show threadAnton PiatekMay 11
@fesshole not all heroes wear capes
Show threadMattMay 11
@sldrant @fesshole had the exact same thought.
Manners cost nothing, right? You bring the rubbish, you take the rubbish...
Show threadFiXatoMay 11
@MattPCart @sldrant sadly I suspect the guy would just toss it on the ground the next time he encounters the wrapper in his pocket... @fesshole
Show threadMattMay 12
@FiXato @sldrant @fesshole same... It means the problem has been moved from area to another. No win here... Unless the guy can learn. Doubtful, but hope springs eternal
Show threadAisling "chilla time abolitionist" FawnMay 11
@fesshole
tired: pickpocketing is dead because no one carries cash
wired: reverse pickpocketing is an untapped field of endeavor
Show threadElizabeth  May 11
@aisling @fesshole Skyrim lets you do it although for some reason it’s still a crime
Show threadJumileMay 11
@aisling @fesshole Putpocketing, even.
Show threadratatouille as a serviceMay 11
@fesshole computer, show me definition of “chaotic good”
Show threadDavid CroyleMay 11
@hannah @fesshole (Computer displays image of Han Solo.)
Show threadcoldclimateMay 11
@fesshole hero
Show threadJackMexMay 11

@fesshole

Unsung hero!

Show threadMr.Mark "The Sharpie King"May 11
@fesshole @msbellows
You just invented the pock picket…
Show threadwoe2youMay 11
@markmetz @fesshole @msbellows Putpocketing.
Show threadTwotiredMay 11
@woe2you @markmetz @fesshole @msbellows Placepocket
Show threadMr.Mark "The Sharpie King"May 12
@woe2you @fesshole @msbellows
Winner!🏆
Show threadVeeMay 11
@fesshole 🤣 👍 💯
Show threadFlash Mob Of OneMay 11
@fesshole That kind of thing is infuriating. I keep a pair of gloves in my pocket at all times and often end up using them to pick up other people's mess.
Show threadMartha lloydMay 12
@fesshole A lesson was delivered that morning 😄
Show threadTrendarMay 12
@fesshole
You’re doing goddess’s work.
Show threadyetztMay 12
@fesshole that's putpocketng that is!