Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building.

Sen. Kelly is correct. You cannot win a war when you can't articulate its clear objectives.

On the train to work. Guy sitting opposite left his breakfast bar wrapper on the table when we got to the station. I was able to slip it back into his coat pocket while he was waiting for the doors to open. It was a great moment.

There are Mondays, and then there are “you need a new transmission” Mondays.

Pass it on!

The English language needs a word for the rage I feel when the company that makes the pants I like discontinues them.

I have been kicked from the extended family group chat because I told my uncle that no one wants to see his ai slop remixes of every picture that gets posted and he got rather upset. They don't even look like the people they are supposed to be.

I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.