Peter Kovář11h ago
Cameron MacLeod

It happened. Microsoft brought GitHub to #ZeroNines.

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

#Microslop #AISlop #EmpireInDecline

May 7 at 10:47pmWeb
Show threadCameron MacLeod4d ago
(Yes I know this isn’t new news. But it was news to me as I don’t track the uptime. You are welcome to feel superior in your tracking without tagging me.)
Show threadfilipa mv4d ago
@c_9 i’m biased - insert obligatory i don’t speak for my employer disclaimer here - but it’s a little bit annoying how these sites aggregate every statused incident across every single sub service; it discourages operators from being transparent
Show threadCameron MacLeod4d ago
@phillmv Understood, and I would share that concern if I was part of a thing being evaluated I bet. I’m glad this one shows the sub services, for those who want that info.
Show threadWind (Vējš)2d ago
@c_9 @phillmv given the history of "controversial" decisions, IMHO MS deservers to be ridiculed.
Show thread🇺🇦 Anna Filina4d ago
@c_9 In the last few months, there seems to be *something* down several times per week. And it doesn't matter if other things are up: if even one link is broken, the whole chain doesn't work.
Show threadMarc3d ago
@c_9 "If even *we* can't do it, imagine how badly *your* engineers would run this place."
Show threadspartanatreyu3d ago

@c_9 Don't forget this:

https://www.dayswithoutgithubincident.com/

That "High Score" is embarrassing

Days Without GitHub Incident

Show threadLeszek3d ago
@c_9 at least they score one nine in number of incidents (94) 🤣
Show threadIzzy3d ago
@c_9 Still 84%? Feels much less to us here. More like 64% or so…
Show threadSoldier of FORTRAN ​3d ago
@c_9
Show threadgnate2d ago
@c_9
And none of the bars are blue? Maybe it should be down for maintenance more often, and less often for unplanned reasons.
Show threadDeManiak 🇿🇦2d ago
@c_9 they are playing a long game.
make github shit enough so that Team Foundation Version Control starts looking good.
if you squint. while high.
Show threadDaniel Ludwig2d ago

@kaasbaas @c_9 Maybe they prepare to introduce SSC.

SourceSafe Cloud.

Show threadHoward Chu @ Symas2d ago

@code_disaster @kaasbaas @c_9 gack choke cough sputter

Yikes!

Show threadHey Gus2d ago

@c_9 more than one incident a day in the last 90 days. No nines.

It is hard to imagine from product person up to C level not being shitting blood mad about this.

Show threadJay Thoden van Velzen ☁️​🛡️​2d ago
@c_9 😮
Show threadr0ss2d ago
@c_9 Fairly confident they are slopping, and other products will be degrading at varying rates.
Show threadAxel2d ago
@c_9
Yes, but look at it from the bright side: the shareholders are happy! Right?
😁
Show threadPhil M0OFX2d ago
@c_9 Back to the days when SourceSafe would corrupt the repository....
Show threadMans R2d ago
@c_9 Waiting for nine zeroes.
Show threadThibaut18h ago
@c_9 They were only trying to recreate the microsoft logo with those colors! But they are missing some blue/maintenance :(
Show threadBlf_tpe16h ago
@c_9 I’m running git on my own server: 100% 😂. Makes me wonder if it’s not possible to have a decentralized git system like Mastodon, would make so much sense!
Show threadPeter Kovář11h ago
@c_9 fin.al.app.roa.ch
Show threadPeter Kovář9h ago
@c_9 co.it.us