Folks are gonna need to stop with the "grandma on the computer" to mean uneducated users tropes soon.

I was writing and debugging code to a cassette tape drive before a lot of folks who say this nonsense were even born. I have built my own computers from the case up. My first computer class in college was COBOL. I hard coded websites before there were any tools to do it with.

I'm 52.

What I find is that most of the yunguns have no fucking idea how they work and couldn't find a command line if their life depended on it.

So, yanow, maybe stop.

@TheJen If you mean some TikTok or Youtube channel named "command line", they'll find it for sure. ^^
@pino @TheJen Hmm. Maybe I need to start an TikTok account . . ..
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Many thanks, young TheJen, for sticking up for the pioneers, many of whom are oldies like me.
(COBOL in high school.)
@Guillotine_Jones @TheJen I think my high school had one computer total, that I never got anywhere near. I learned fortran to do applied math in university (punched cards!) and taught myself Pascal and Perl. I now teach my students how to use R. I'm 62.
@nxskok @Guillotine_Jones Ha yep, learned FORTRAN for accounting classes.

@Guillotine_Jones @TheJen

We learned Basic in highschool, 1982 (complete with GOTO statements as I recall) and there were billboards and TV commercials saying "become a computer programmer, operator or technician!" Like those were the only options.

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I was late to the computer party so only experienced swapping ICL mainframe disks and loading tape drives while writing COBOL for a living, but hey at 64 I think I can find my way round a PC without assistance from some young person.

Tbf on the younger lot, they interact with computers in a different way - via handheld touch screens - so a mouse n keyboard is pretty odd for them.

@TheJen I wish id grown up in that era and done all that!! Modern coding doesn't interest me at all.. And its not worth learning old languages. Especially when anyone can ask a slop bot to spit out code for them. Kind of killed my want to learn any programming.
@bridgeenjoyer It was a whole new world. Incredibly exciting. So much fun. Now, not so much.
@TheJen yeahh bummer. The only exciting thing in tech now is emulation, maybe some vr.
@bridgeenjoyer I find tinkering with single-board computers or microcontrollers is still fun. You get to dabble with hardware a bit and do some low-level programming.
@dfs_comedy for sure, thats why ive always been into old consoles !! They are fun to mess with. And crts
@TheJen @bridgeenjoyer I had so much fun helping build Europe's first online holiday reservation system with an IBM 360/50 and 9600 baud lines! Programme modules with 800 bytes max. 70 hour weeks, but full of enjoyment and pride in the work.
@RonInDortmund @TheJen that is awesome what a great memory!
@bridgeenjoyer @TheJen Your hand-written code could be so much more efficient, secure and maintainable.
@jvk @bridgeenjoyer I remember even writing it it long hand in a notebook and debugging it there before typing it in. :)
@jvk @TheJen but I'd be reallllllly slow
@TheJen my mom is the 1 proficient non-IT computer user at her job. If my sibling and I weren't both queer AF we could've easily had a kid by now thus making her a grandma. If I have to teach her something she retains it. It's to the point where I don't even need to look at her computer when she asks me for help because it's mostly just software recommendations to accomplish what she wants because I just know what's available. If anything it's people younger than me that don't know about undoing changes in Word or basic file management.

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When I was a youngster writing my first programs I keyed in the machine language code on a hex keypad and saved the program on paper tape with a machine that made holes in the right places ;-)

Later I upgraded to cassette tape storage!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KIM-1

@TheJen I grew up in France. We had Thomson computers in schools in the 80's/90's and I was lucky enough that we had a Minitel at home. I coded my first webpages by hands too, downloaded fansubbed animes on IRC, my first ripped movie was The Matrix in which some of the music had been stripped to allow the file to fit a 650MB CDROM while retaining a watchable quality. I'm 45.
@TheJen Yes, there are "grandma on the computer" folks, but fs, who do they think invented computers and the internet?

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Thank you for sharing this on Mother's Day. I have always known that "make it so that your wife/mother/grandmother could understand it" was misogynistic bullshit, because my own mother wrote mainframe software.

http://braythwayt.com/posterous/2012/03/29/a-womans-story.html

But for those men who still don't get it, maybe they need it explained in a way that is inclusive of their level of maturity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_computing

@TheJen You are 52 and they call you "a grandma" ?? 😱 I am 56 and I did start learning something about computers in 1980 when I was 10 ! .. don't tell me I am a "grandpa on a computer !" 😅 "Damn IN MY TIMES we had 839 BYTES of ram and a BW TV and a cassette recorder ( borrowed ) " .. and in 2026 .. I am still coding some ASM at times 😊
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Totally agree. Having been at primary school while Win XP reached the private Homes (and learned Linux and Windows since that time), I observe decreasing knowledge and competences with every New Generation of students.
@TheJen @cstross A long-time friend's mother was a computer programmer—on the Univac I…
@SteveBellovin @TheJen If my wife and I had kids (we don't) they'd be 4th generation. (Her paternal granddad worked with Tommy Flowers on the Manchester Mk.1 after doing something undisclosed for the military during the War; her dad followed him into ICL.)
@SteveBellovin @TheJen @cstross oh wow, that’s serious pedigree. IIRC TF designed Colossus and earlier did a lot of the Tunny work at BP too?
@chris_bloke @SteveBellovin @TheJen Yes, but grandpa-in-law was a former GPO telephone engineer (presumably drafted by GCHQ) and I never met him.

@cstross @chris_bloke @SteveBellovin @TheJen

Cool!

My Mom was a part of Dartmouth's trial-run of their first BASIC class, they having drafted in any non-professorial staff that were STEM-ish; she also sat in on the trial of a revised Statistics class. All before I was born, mid 1950s.

@cstross @chris_bloke @SteveBellovin @TheJen

Mom got a home computer in the early 1980. She gave me a very tight budget for a portable _and_ printer, so Osborne O-1 it was, that's what she could afford for Dissertation support for her return-for-terminal-degree. She's 93, so not taking on new technology now.

(Dad eventually got used to Word Star and dot-matric printer since it could cut ditto and mimeo masters for school use, and was not happy with eventual transition to MS WINDOWS!)

@TheJen I feel this way to much. We had a case recently where a guy from our AI Team actually asked claude how to find files on his mac... because he did not use git, because he did not know how to... Like ... Holy shit, calling himself senior dev ... I'm super fucking scared about the future, that will come out of this... strong feelings to grab my bsd boxes ans run the hills... and I'm only in my thirties...
@TheJen also FWIW: "think about your grandparents!" Stuff always reminds me of a school friends grandpa in the early 2000s, who went from "computa what's that nomsense?" to "I'm gonna torrent all the things, put me into jail if you have a problem with this!" In like 1/2 a year after being exposed to a computer and the internet 
@TheJen @cstross “grandma” could be a stand-in for “someone old enough to expect computers to be deterministic machines, rather than shitty wish-granting genies”

@TheJen Wrote my first programme (English spelling!) in PL/1 in 1969. Learned 360/Assembler in 1970. Modified IBM operating systems to make them faster. Later somehow drifted into management, consulting, sales training so lost touch with the bits and bytes.

You are so right about the current generation, though. None of them know the difference between a feature and a benefit. Which is why so much software now is loaded with features which bring me no benefit. And don't get me started on UIs...

@TheJen I hadn’t heard this phrase. Thank you for calling it out.

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I resemble many of those remarks - and I guess we both know more than those who spout the "grandma/grandpa" nonsense.

Yes, I remember using a cassette too!

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Yeah, we used to marvel at how quickly toddlers took to using a mouse like it was second nature, but today I see young adults who have no concept of what a file or a directory are. I'm so glad I got my start with DOS instead of Windows or Mac.
@tom @TheJen When my daughters got IT lessons in high school they didn't learn what a file or a directory were. It was mostly Windows-for-dummies, which buttons to press. We objected (to the school) but weren't heard, "that's what they'll need in their job in 10 years". (20 years later, jobs have changed so much!)
@TheJen “This computer is so easy to use, your kids could use it.”
@TheJen word! (8 bit variety)

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i tend to use "non techy CEO". :)

@TheJen Hear, hear! I passed Computer Science A level, 1974-76, on an Olivetti teletype connected by a Post Office private wire to the ICL mainframe at the town hall.

@TheJen It's a generational thing AND a sexist thing.

I'm GenX. My generation did tech support for our parents and grandparents AND for our kids. The experiences of OUR youth created the "grandma's browser has a billion search bars" stereotype, because a lot of our grandparents DID click every single pop-up.

But now that we're entering the grandparent age, we're still the technomancers we've always been, so the stereotype no longer fits.

And also, women were always at the forefront of tech.

@TheJen 100% agree, however, "grandma on the computer" is true from one's perspective who is born in the 70th. (you and me)

@TheJen my mom, who would be a grandmother now, spent much of her life as a professional developer. She brought home a copy of a development environment not needed at work (wrong system) for me to learn on.

She was amazing and a much more skilled programmer and computer user than many people I've met.

@TheJen last i hears of my grandmother (+80 years) she was still on the top 10 of national charts in that one bubbleshooter game and spending a lot of time in the internet, especially facebook.

she has moved to a facility in between here, i hope she was allowed to bring her computer with her.

@TheJen i've always used "congressperson using tech" as short hand for uneducated users.

@TheJen Almost 60 here, and yes... I've been programming since I was 15, professionally since I was 23.

And my late Mom was happily using a Linux machine until her death at 89. Though to be fair, I installed and managed that for her.

(A bit surprised you learned COBOL in college being only 52... I had no idea they taught COBOL into the 90s...)

My language odyssey went something like: BASIC and 6809 Assembler (self-taught); Pascal, FORTRAN, C (University); C++ (self-taught) and a bunch more.

@TheJen well just start saying "teenager on computer"

@TheJen 57 here, and same. I've been using personal computers since the first TRS-80 showed up at our local Radio Shack store, got my own Atari 800 with a whopping 10K of ROM and 48K of RAM and a cassette drive in 1981.

I've been on the Internet (and using UNIX) since 1986, when I went to Carnegie-Mellon, about a decade before the public even knew it existed, and by the time they did in the mid-90s, I had founded what so far as I am aware was the first 100% broadband end-user ISP in the US.

@TheJen I personally am, me, the actual person who built the networks that connected millions of schoolchildren to the Internet for the first time in the mid-late 1990s, all over New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Delaware. I personally designed and built the networks and the systems.

If you were in New Jersey, Eastern PA, or northern DE K-12 schools in the mid-90s to mid-2000s, there's a good possibility I built your school system's networks with my own brain, back, and two hands.