the street cleaner
le miserable
surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
deutsche bahn
now the toyota is king of england
sexting while british
things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room
stupid name for a baby
rat in the grain
galapagos finches
lootdrops
corporate memphis art
a beautiful and true picture
Ozy'mandias
crazy frog
the cuck chair
the samsung phone
.
giving sheep testosterone
glasses
unwritten rules
13.21
grab a danish
regency-era ghost
boney mcclyde
the left hand of darkness
knock knock
waiting for my nails to dry
how homophobia affects insecure men
original post 26th october 2016
accidental mix up
dirty talk like llms
left hand of darkness
friend of dorothy
gender affirming henchmen
a classic, aged like a fine wine
feel like a disney princess
the spirit is willing
least favourite turn based strategy game
printers
based on your interests
the wok left
the cuck chair
holy shit is that kate bush
spicy
you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands
Jane and Jason
mwahahaha
wolf goat and cabbage polycule
the nucleus of the boyband polycule
but brutus says he was ambitious
neil
cold turkey

@stavvers 😂

been trying to find a name for the 'misunderstandings sketch' but elusive so far. Did find this though: https://www.tiktok.com/@liv.pearsall/video/7567113356977507615

TikTok - Make Your Day

@stavvers Me: Mom, can we watch "Who's on First?"?

Mom: No, we have "Who's on First?" at home.

"Who's on First?" at home: (above post)

@stavvers

. . . there were a few
that no one knew

til he would play them
with every word . . .

@stavvers So who are the wolf goat, and the cabbage dating? Is only one of them dating someone else, or are they in a thruple?

@stavvers Oh, TIL what "MEN DNI" means.

I was wondering why someone was advertising being into Gehn and Atrus from the Myst series.

@mark @stavvers Men belong underground! In a cool cave! With a lake! Writing! Exploring the limitless possibility of their imaginations!
@stavvers laughing 'cos I just read the last part in sesame street count's voice
@stavvers alternatively; being kissed by the count
@stavvers Everything’s coming up Jason is the best response. 🥰
@stavvers why do I feel like if homophobia and transphobia were somehow impossible to have, all cis dudes would default to Jason
@stavvers In my head Jason is Jason Mendoza from The Good Place.
@stavvers I mean I don't want to live in a world where that's not true, truly.

@stavvers there's also

spicy = electrically live with hazardous voltage.

@stavvers I use it in all of these contexts.

Not to some folks: Chilli Peppers can caust the hardest, most painful boner in your lives!
- Don't ask me how I obtained that information.

@stavvers
Forgot “spicy” meaning “nuclear”

@stavvers

"Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them"

-MC Hawking,

@stavvers there's a third meaning which is, "spitting kitten"

@stavvers

Spicy also means:

* Your laptop battery is about to catch fire.
* Your cat has a soft tummy but sharp teeth and claws

@stavvers I use spicy to refer to aggressive or playfully aggressive animals, mainly cats...
@stavvers „spicy“ but solely used as adjective for works by Frank Herbert 🤔
@stavvers
In cat videos, spicy means that this cat will hiss and maybe even scratch or bite. Usually used for kittens, in which case this won't hurt too much and the kitten is just cute and feisty.
@stavvers also rocks, pillows, and autocomplete
@stavvers Funny, I used it to describe pain when getting a tattoo a few weeks ago
@stavvers How does the wok greet people? "Hei!"
@stavvers hey, i'll have you know my crappy music is amazing! @anarchiv