divorce themed restaurant
thomas cromwell
when your stomach is really mad at you
this could happen
dolphins
sexiest man alive
extra virgin
the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
lowest point
no fucks to give
jonah
behold a chicken
red flag
cain and abel
the street cleaner
le miserable
surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
deutsche bahn
now the toyota is king of england
sexting while british
things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room
stupid name for a baby
rat in the grain
galapagos finches
lootdrops
corporate memphis art
a beautiful and true picture
Ozy'mandias
crazy frog
the cuck chair
the samsung phone
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giving sheep testosterone
glasses
unwritten rules
13.21
grab a danish
regency-era ghost
boney mcclyde
the left hand of darkness
knock knock
waiting for my nails to dry
how homophobia affects insecure men
original post 26th october 2016
accidental mix up
dirty talk like llms
left hand of darkness
friend of dorothy
gender affirming henchmen
a classic, aged like a fine wine
feel like a disney princess
the spirit is willing
least favourite turn based strategy game
printers
based on your interests
the wok left
the cuck chair
holy shit is that kate bush
spicy
you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands
@stavvers I mean I don't want to live in a world where that's not true, truly.

@stavvers there's also

spicy = electrically live with hazardous voltage.

@stavvers I use it in all of these contexts.

Not to some folks: Chilli Peppers can caust the hardest, most painful boner in your lives!
- Don't ask me how I obtained that information.

@stavvers
Forgot “spicy” meaning “nuclear”

@stavvers

"Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them"

-MC Hawking,

@stavvers there's a third meaning which is, "spitting kitten"

@stavvers

Spicy also means:

* Your laptop battery is about to catch fire.
* Your cat has a soft tummy but sharp teeth and claws

@stavvers I use spicy to refer to aggressive or playfully aggressive animals, mainly cats...
@stavvers „spicy“ but solely used as adjective for works by Frank Herbert 🤔
@stavvers
In cat videos, spicy means that this cat will hiss and maybe even scratch or bite. Usually used for kittens, in which case this won't hurt too much and the kitten is just cute and feisty.
@stavvers also rocks, pillows, and autocomplete
@stavvers Funny, I used it to describe pain when getting a tattoo a few weeks ago
@stavvers I now deal with a lot of printers at work and I can confirm, they are Dramatic and Troubled
@stavvers As a bonus, these printers are on the network. Networks, too, are troubled. The combination is sometimes a whole genre of drama.

@stavvers
i want to fulfill my printers dreams

i think maybe it wants to print screentones or books or stuff who knows

@stavvers a special case of photocopiers, which have always been this way just bigger and more public.
@stavvers I thought I'd found a good one once. Then the diva behaviour started to emerge. It doesn't like special characters in the WiFi password. It'll print from some machines on the network but not others.

@stavvers

Mine is vendor support ticket messaging

@stavvers I believe the current recommended usage is "Persons of Hench".
@stavvers  "trans ally": vague, clichéd, often claimed by those doing the bare minimum
 "trans henchperson": implies loyal, action-oriented support. Suggests you may have a Tommy gun under your coat.

@Tattie @stavvers
"Suggests you may have a Tommy gun under your elegantly draped coat with the flattering fit that enhances your waistline."

FTFY

@Tattie @stavvers Trans hench people get to look after the Blahaj tank.
@Tattie @stavvers we prefer “trans accomplice”

@stavvers

The Alphabet Mafia strikes again

@stavvers At this point, I might as well burn my 2025 Bingo Card!
@stavvers "Motive : Disputed (anal masturbation, or land dispute)" wow
@stavvers ahahaha holy shit that Wikipedia article is absolutely wild
@Alejandro_P @stavvers imagine to teach Airmis about us. We send them just the entire Wikipedia and one of them flies. It would be so funny to write something about the weird shit humans do through like alien eyes. An alien finds Wikipedia and does like little videos about like the weirdest things on the Wikipedia to like other aliens kind of like a tourist cabinet but like for aliens by aliens. I think that would be funny to tell.
@stavvers I really don't understand how ON EARTH satire is not long out of business. Can't make this shit up
@stavvers I keep forgetting this is going to be in some readings I tell students about 😬
@stavvers
don't start that again, lmao

@stavvers @troublewithwords Wait…what?!

And here I thought the main risk was embarrassment in the ER.

@stavvers deez boost was approved by my 11 year old, 10/10 would recommend