good boy
book rec
cooking vs cooked
hard lime difficult time
quitting the monastery
FTM
mcdonalds
a little bit of monica
I want that twink obliterated
europeans live longer
doctor cockroach
feeling old yet?
human chicken
you're gay
legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
divorce themed restaurant
thomas cromwell
when your stomach is really mad at you
this could happen
dolphins
sexiest man alive
extra virgin
the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
lowest point
no fucks to give
jonah
behold a chicken
red flag
cain and abel
the street cleaner
le miserable
surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
deutsche bahn
now the toyota is king of england
sexting while british
things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room
stupid name for a baby
rat in the grain
galapagos finches
lootdrops
corporate memphis art
a beautiful and true picture
Ozy'mandias
crazy frog
the cuck chair
the samsung phone
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giving sheep testosterone
glasses
unwritten rules
13.21
grab a danish
regency-era ghost
boney mcclyde
the left hand of darkness
knock knock
waiting for my nails to dry
how homophobia affects insecure men
original post 26th october 2016
accidental mix up
dirty talk like llms

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Omg call the medical examiner bc i am deceased 🤣🤣🤣💀

@liebach

@stavvers At this point, I might as well burn my 2025 Bingo Card!
@stavvers "Motive : Disputed (anal masturbation, or land dispute)" wow
@stavvers ahahaha holy shit that Wikipedia article is absolutely wild
@Alejandro_P @stavvers imagine to teach Airmis about us. We send them just the entire Wikipedia and one of them flies. It would be so funny to write something about the weird shit humans do through like alien eyes. An alien finds Wikipedia and does like little videos about like the weirdest things on the Wikipedia to like other aliens kind of like a tourist cabinet but like for aliens by aliens. I think that would be funny to tell.
@stavvers I really don't understand how ON EARTH satire is not long out of business. Can't make this shit up
@stavvers I keep forgetting this is going to be in some readings I tell students about 😬
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don't start that again, lmao

@stavvers @troublewithwords Wait…what?!

And here I thought the main risk was embarrassment in the ER.

@stavvers deez boost was approved by my 11 year old, 10/10 would recommend
@stavvers wow, that's actually funny

@stavvers In the words of Joa Alex: You're not wrong, you're just not entirely right either. You could argue E counts, at least if you interpret the message the right way. That being said, we don't currently have the complete DeviantArt TGTF special yet (not that I want a full binary transition but that's besides the point). But as a certain individual once said:

``Lack of known solutions now doesn't mean they won't be developed.``Honestly fuck doomers.

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I have to admit to spending quite a lot of time wandering around woods in long skirts imagining myself in a period drama. Or occasionally the Boden catalogue 🤣
@stavvers or maybe they were Muslim and meant gregorian 1903 which is hijrah 1321.
@stavvers and an unspecified number of unwritten and unnumbered ones
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Smasnug is forever (despite Nokia getting all the glory)

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I just tried to scroll to the top of this thread to find out whats happening... i want to be mad and be like "that was mean" but it wasnt and its brilliant, whatevers going on here, dont stop now 🫶

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I can’t stop laughing and the tiny grey cat is looking at me like Im insane.

@stavvers Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!