Thee Mighty Peculia ๐Ÿ„

@lydialurch
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Crone to the bone. Seen some shit.
Honorary drag queen. Charm school dropout. Lives in a house made of chocolate. Warped but still plays.
she/her

30 years in NYC. NY State lifer.
Worked at Leeโ€™s Mardi Gras. IYKYK

Safe space unless youโ€™re a dickhead.

Knows:A little about a lot.
Characters/Misfits:Come in. Put your feet up.
You donโ€™t know what kind of bad habits your dog is developing when youโ€™re not home.
My heart is in my throat waiting for the #Artemis launch today. Strapping humans to large canisters of explosives is one thing. Doing it when those canisters are knit together through thousands of private sector contracts with never enough money allocated to do it right is another.
@Pierrette Letโ€™s post something true thenโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜
Build the bunker. Equip it with a hand gun and two shiny bullets.
Too late now anyway. The seasonal prices of whoopie cushions and dribble glasses are sky high.

Happy Foolโ€™s Day!

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Fool card by Pamela Coleman Smith

Thanks, but I donโ€™t need a designated day in April to act like a fool.
Announcement
My wife yelled down from upstairs, "Do you ever ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's stabbing a voodoo doll of you?"
I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"
Googled my symptoms and it turns out Iโ€™m just sober.