A startup is putting military-style drones in high school ceilings. Ceiling-mounted. Charging. Waiting. And when something happens, a pilot in Austin, Texas, decides whether to deploy pepper gel on your kid's school. I'm not saying the problem isn't real. It absolutely is. But read that back.... in schools. We've taken a Ukrainian battlefield tactic against Russian soldiers and ported it to Deltona High School in Florida. The co-founder literally said the idea came from watching drone videos of the war in Ukraine. The chief pilot described it as "cheating in a video game after you die." These are children.

Here's what's not in the headline:

🔒 The drones use an encrypted connection — but the article notes they're potentially vulnerable to cyberattack. A compromised drone in a crowded hallway isn't a security tool; it's a weapon pointed in the wrong direction.

⚖️ Mithril reserves the right to act independently during an attack, without waiting for law enforcement. A private company operating remotely is making use-of-force decisions at a school.

💰 Florida and Georgia approved $500K+ each for this. A group of Texas parents raised $200K more. That's real money going to ceiling drones instead of mental health services, counselors, or de-escalation programs.

The ACLU said it plainly: when force becomes a zero-risk remote action, it gets overused. Axon tried a Taser drone for schools in 2022, and its own ethics board killed it. Mithril is picking up where that got dropped.

I teach cybersecurity. I've spent years in boardrooms helping organizations think through risk. And the risk calculus here isn't just about whether the drone works. It's about what we're normalizing when we turn schools into drone-monitored combat zones and call it progress.

"This is the future," said the sheriff's captain.

I hope not.

https://www.wsj.com/business/a-startup-is-supplying-drones-to-high-schools-to-stop-mass-shootings-a7800ade

#SchoolSafety #Cybersecurity #Leadership #security #privacy #cloud #infosec

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Note to sheriff's captain: It's not the future many of us — will go out on a limb here and say *most* of us — have been working for. Thanks but no.
@brian_greenberg spending millions on a high-tech fake fix that will never get used.
@sfoskett @brian_greenberg oh don't worry, it will be used... against minority students. you don't just build The Cube and not put any people in it
@aburka @sfoskett @brian_greenberg Any principal held responsible by students of color for macing them should remember the students also have ready access to drones.
@LukefromDC @sfoskett @brian_greenberg but they don't have a state mandate to use violence
@aburka @sfoskett @brian_greenberg If maced, they may get a "vengeance mandate to use violence."

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A lot of classrooms still have huge electronic whiteboards that cost thousands of dollars each and were never used.

@brian_greenberg this is pure comedy, I just have to add. The kids will absolutely LOVE hacking these and flying them in exactly that manner, PURE CHAOS MODE.

Back in my day, we just pulled the fire alarm. Jesus christ, I can't stop laughing.

@Netraven @brian_greenberg
Sheriff: “but it’s encrypted; kids can’t take control”
Kid1: “imma crack open the gas cartridge”
Kid2: “how well do they fly with paint on the lens and clipped props/wires?”
Kid3: “let’s open one outside of principal’s home A/C unit.”
Kid4: “any cool parts we can sell for beer money?”

… meanwhile, 99% of drones sit unused, eventually the batts decay. At best, it still becomes a hazmat disposal cost.

@InkomTech @brian_greenberg I'm thinking of the new high school hazing of slipping an item onto a person which has a dark body thermal profile like that of a weapon and have it false alarm on unsuspecting people.

@Netraven @brian_greenberg shit…

Kid5: “we 3d printed a zipgun /arduino-based flyer that uses drone parts. And here’s the faraday cage for stealing them.”

@InkomTech @brian_greenberg if it's in Compton, the kids will need the zip guns to fight backs against school security with their AR-15s.
@brian_greenberg We seem to be surging leaps and bounds into a dystopia that not even those propelling us would want if they thought for one moment what they were doing to enable it.

@brian_greenberg Original link 404s for me.

This appears to be the same news?
https://www.wsj.com/business/a-startup-is-supplying-drones-to-high-schools-to-stop-mass-shootings-a7800ade

The short film Slaughterbots was not meant to be an instruction manual ☹️

https://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU

@cmdrmoto @brian_greenberg I am constantly surprised that no one has deployed these thing irl yet

They are eminently feasible

@staringatclouds @brian_greenberg shutupshutupshutupshutup

MOTHERFUCKER.

Please.

Don’t even think it.

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...are gas masks and body plates harder to get in US?
Because if they are easier to buy than a rifle, this isn't stopping anything

@brian_greenberg It's crazy. I don't want a drone monitoring my kids.
@brian_greenberg My god all these Tolkien fetish companies.
@brian_greenberg I think I start to be of age I don't know any more what to say to my kids about decisions made by grown-ups...
My!

@brian_greenberg The second my kid's school brought these in would be the second I remove her from the school. This insanity is just inconceivable.

(I know, that word doesn't mean what I think it does. *SIGH* 😫)

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Is it just me or is it obvious that those drones wouldn't stand a chance against a kid with a schoolbag.

And the chance is, they would be facing off against a number of kids.

@brian_greenberg TIL fpv $50 racing drones are “military style”. Glad I can buy military munitions from… Amazon?

Don’t get me wrong, the militarization of the police and the police, and turning American high schools into literal police states are bullshit, but we can make these arguments without dipshittery as “military style drones”

@jonathankoren @brian_greenberg Well, that’s part of the problem, see. Those fpv drones that are fun to race? The military is adopting remarkably similar devices for carrying explosives to enemy combatants.

I think it’s fair to call any quadcopter “military-style” if it’s armed.

Yes, even if those armaments are less-lethal munitions like chemical irritants

And *especially* if it’s a device manufactured in quantity by a defense contractor.

@brian_greenberg They will do literally anything, but solve the real, underlying issue of school shootings…
@nilrori @brian_greenberg these are meant to stop school shootings the same way the Fourth Crusade was meant to protect Christendom.

@brian_greenberg They have created a main website it looks like.

https://www.campusguardianangel.com/

More videos...

Campus Guardian Angel

An elite, on-site safety response capability that teams with law enforcement, confronting any active shooter threat in seconds to save lives.

@brian_greenberg I bet the 99% use case ends up being prevention of Oh Captain My Captain
@brian_greenberg reminds me of a short Film from probably at least 10yrs ago based on a scientifically build outlook of drone usage. Was the stuff of nightmares then as well as today. Can't find the source right now though...
@brian_greenberg @Gargron Why drones? Why don’t they just use ceiling-mounted gun turrets and remotely activated Claymore mines?
@ArtHarg @brian_greenberg @Gargron Metal-detecting landmines would be a great idea. That way you don’t have to even have an operator present. What if the terrorkids cut the internet before assaulting the school with AK47s and technicals? Gotta be prepared: this is the only way.
@brian_greenberg On the weekend I watched a dramatization of a school shooting and it honestly traumatized me more than any war movie I've ever seen. Not sure this is the solution but I sure do get the motivation.

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Pepper gel sounds like a great way to create a mass chemical attack in a storm/power outage/earthquake.

/s

@brian_greenberg post reads like AI slop, in case it is, please learn better
@ariarhythmic @brian_greenberg His pinned post is AI-boosting, so... 🤔

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I suspect a surge in people learning to build jammers.

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My message to the kids:

Break these fucking things

@brian_greenberg ...the way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a DRONE WITH A GUN?
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This is batshit crazy (apologies to batshit) but I hope to high heaven those kids are working on their sabotage skills.
@brian_greenberg What could go wrong here?
@brian_greenberg Would be interesting to see the amount being spent on crowd control vs actual education.
Just wait till these things expire, batteries die, degrade after sitting 3 months in the summer heat etc.
Oh the maintenance contract! Including the legal costs for this, including the parental waivers signed each year to consent to have your child potentially be exposed to the effects of this system.
@brian_greenberg I'm sure their business strategy has been written in the black tongue of Mordor...
@brian_greenberg the link does not seem to go anywhere for me?
@brian_greenberg every decision made about schools make me think that there are specifically designed to torture children