Operation Septic Slurry:

Step 1. Promise to drain the swamp

Step 2. Remove filters from reflecting pool because Obama put them in

Step 3: Fire every scientist in your administration because Biden hired them

Step 4. Award your crime buddies at "Greenwater" $20 million dollar no bid contract to paint the pool

Step 5. Fill the pool directly from the Potomac, the phosphates of which create natural algae blooms

Step 6. Freshly sealed pool + hot summer days immediately create huge algae blooms

Step 7: Direct the National Park Service to dump $20 gallons of Harris brand hydrogen peroxide directly in the pool

Step 8: This immediately causes the paint to peel off the bottom in huge chunks

Step 9: Deploy the National Guard and arrest people for taking pictures of the swamp you made

Step 10: Blame Democrats