Cruciferous vegetables are very healthy
But not in #space
4 people in a spacecraft the size of 2 minivans means excess flatulence- which has methane and hydrogen, is not just malodorous, but downright dangerous: flammability
" #NASA even carefully curates astronauts’ meals to reduce flatulence as much as possible. Among the foods on its naughty list are Brussels sprouts, baked beans, cabbage and broccoli"
Cue the Slim Pickens memes.
Pe-yew er yee haw
I was thinking of the Blazing Saddles chili scene. But maybe dropping a bomb is a good metaphor.
But South Park taught us not to hold them in!
that means you're eating healthy!
Lisa, if you want achieve liftoff and become an astronaut, there are rocket engines for that, you do not need to turbocharge your diet!
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I would be worried if the flames were worse than those of a water faucet near a fracking site.
Ground control to Major Tom,
Here am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do,
Pffft
bbq is for the return trip
you just strap it to the heat shield and on touchdown, voila: instant party
There's only one thing worse than a Brussels sprout fart in a space capsule:
https://www.vox.com/2015/5/26/8646675/apollo-10-turd-poop
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