Mat BIs it just me, or if you see a good post but the timestamp is less than a minute, you wait to reply or boost so you don't seem like a stalker?
ADHDeanASL@TwoClownsEating I boost that shit immediately so they know I’m watching
Ever vigilant Dean. The Watchman of the Fediverse. The muscle.
And also the town crier...
@TwoClownsEating Ha! I dig it
I waited 4 seconds to reply 😂
Moss da Bard 🇨🇦🇧🇧🇲🇽🇬🇱@TwoClownsEating @adhdeanasl
Trying to not be the wet blanket here, but...
The word is "Oye!" not "Oh, yeah!"
Brad Rosenheim
leberschnitzel@TwoClownsEating that's just you
DamonHD@TwoClownsEating reply, boost, edit, add "Why can't it be both?" And sub-toot... Within 43s.
Circuits@TwoClownsEating Wish I had seen this post 4 minutes ago so I could've replied and boosted immediately.
Wendroid 🇺🇦@TwoClownsEating All o’ that.
Jim Sullivan@TwoClownsEating No, I like and retoot instantly to make the tooter feel seen.
jimfl@TwoClownsEating seeing stuff at the very top of my timeline means I’ve managed to scroll down to stuff I’ve already seen. Never happens
Birds Books and Bullshit@TwoClownsEating I apologize for only replying 13 minutes after you posted. I got here as soon as I could.
Look on in disappointment as I pour plaudits on my stalker of the year. Loser.
@TwoClownsEating
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Calm down R2D2, we've all had a drink. No need for that language 😂
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉@TwoClownsEating I too was sad not to be the first interact with this post. Unfortunately it took too long to come up the "witty" response it deserved.
Oh well.
You tried. That's all I ask, and you passed the test my sweet child 
Keith DawsonJust you. 😜
Weird Socks@TwoClownsEating
You, sir, apparently don't know how to have a good time.
You, sir, apparently don't know how to have a good time.
Ken Butler@TwoClownsEating or somebody who has no life outside of Mastodon.
eta: I'm on a bus, so that's my excuse.
Yeah, I'm busy doing important corporate stuff so obviously I'm going to take over 30 seconds to reply to your post about ecologically sustainable edible sex toys that double up as dog treats.
@TwoClownsEating *obviously* (still on the bus)
SarcastiCanadian@TwoClownsEating Waited 39 minutes before replying to this. Would have waited longer, but I need to go make dinner now.
Replying to ancient posts is another discussion but same vibe. Enjoy your meal 👊
@TwoClownsEating Yeah. Someone responded to a year old post a couple of weeks ago. I have no memory of what I was talking about last spring, and I have no idea how that post surfaced in someone's timeline, but I guess I'm glad they felt moved to respond.
Rev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱@TwoClownsEating all the time, and I just say screw it. I don’t have the time to stalk anyone.
20-30 seconds. It's hard, but as a seasoned stalker I've learnt, in court, it makes a difference.
MardraS@TwoClownsEating
I’ve felt this for sure.
I’ve felt this for sure.
Mx Verda@TwoClownsEating no, IDGAF
I'm not sure if it's because I'm British and reserved by conditioning, or because everyone assumes I'm really cool so I need to maintain my image of being laid back.
Probably both. I don't want to let anyone down.
Ben (monkey costume)Ben & ten thousand pigs (@[email protected])
Always love it when I've commented on someone's post and they've not responded for hours, then they respond and I fave it within like 20 seconds. Absolutely unhinged. Like I've been lying in wait for it the whole time.
This is the way
Ben & ten thousand pigs (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image I'm sorry if I fave your reply less than 5 seconds after you sent it. It's just...... I've been waiting for you....
Monster monster
Roknrol like the slur
Verđandi K Soldusty@TwoClownsEating
Depends on various factors.
Is it a fellow weirdo (what am I saying, t'is the elephantine corner of the fediverse) & have we crossed paths or even potential random or not random exchanges of words.
Also, do I notice before hitting the Like, Boost buttons & then over thinking (or possibly under thinking) a response before sending said interaction?
There may be other facto...
I should probably shut up now 😬🤐.
Oh I didn't mean you.
I assume you already know I'm tracking your every move, I meant the others
@TwoClownsEating
There's others?
Good, good, keeping track of assets... Hold on, I'm to weird to be an asset.
There's others?
Good, good, keeping track of assets... Hold on, I'm to weird to be an asset.
To be honest, between the day centre and the bingo hall my coverage is patchy.
To be honest, I'm not convinced your air tag hasn't passed on to an elderly relative/neighbour.
You are known as Doris right?
@TwoClownsEating
Rats, going to have to scrap that identity & find a new one.
* Removes airtag* How the bleeding hell is this on me?
* Scribbles note to check & repair airtag repelling device*
Rats, going to have to scrap that identity & find a new one.
* Removes airtag* How the bleeding hell is this on me?
* Scribbles note to check & repair airtag repelling device*
@TwoClownsEating
Gets out second notepad & lemon juice ink pen.
Gets out second notepad & lemon juice ink pen.