Mat B1d ago
Is it just me, or if you see a good post but the timestamp is less than a minute, you wait to reply or boost so you don't seem like a stalker?
Show threadKen Butler1d ago

@TwoClownsEating or somebody who has no life outside of Mastodon.

eta: I'm on a bus, so that's my excuse.

Show threadMat B1d ago

@nxskok

Yeah, I'm busy doing important corporate stuff so obviously I'm going to take over 30 seconds to reply to your post about ecologically sustainable edible sex toys that double up as dog treats.

Show threadKen Butler
@TwoClownsEating *obviously* (still on the bus)
Apr 9 at 10:21pmWeb
Show threadMat B1d ago

@nxskok

You've got a captive audience.

Have you considered selling sex toys that can be repurposed as dog treats? My reseller rates are good and our market research shows bus users are a good market.

Call me.