Mastodawn

Is it just me, or if you see a good post but the timestamp is less than a minute, you wait to reply or boost so you don't seem like a stalker?

@TwoClownsEating No, I like and retoot instantly to make the tooter feel seen.

It's like the accidental touching of hands on a door handle with a stranger.

It's either awkward, or the beginning of a wild and passionate affair.

I imagine.