Mastodawn

Is it just me, or if you see a good post but the timestamp is less than a minute, you wait to reply or boost so you don't seem like a stalker?

@TwoClownsEating
You've not encountered @ai6yr, perhaps?
Fastest like button in the west.

That sounds like a recommendation and a defamation lawsuit rolled into one.

@TwoClownsEating
You, sir, apparently don't know how to have a good time.

To the contrary, it's my greatest weakness apparently. But I'm always open to new vices.