At University bought a sex sheep as a joke for a mate. Girlfriend was away, shagged it. Wasn't great, but not the worst I've had. Cleaned it before I gave it him. Slightly ashamed.
@fesshole "Sex sheep"? πŸ™€
@mrbruno @fesshole Right? I had to read that part like three times! I think sometimes ignorance is bliss. I'm going to go smell some flowers and touch some grass now.
@mrbruno @fesshole there existed a 10-person inflatable party sheep, according to a joke/rumour going round school in the late 1980s
@fesshole 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@fesshole those are meant for entertainment purposes only.

Just like Microsoft copilot

@fesshole Okay, enough internet for me for todays...
@fesshole But only... "slightly"? 😩
@fesshole as the Australian said to the New Zealander, you're supposed to *shear* them