At University bought a sex sheep as a joke for a mate. Girlfriend was away, shagged it. Wasn't great, but not the worst I've had. Cleaned it before I gave it him. Slightly ashamed.
@fesshole "Sex sheep"? ๐Ÿ™€
@mrbruno @fesshole Right? I had to read that part like three times! I think sometimes ignorance is bliss. I'm going to go smell some flowers and touch some grass now.