DgarDove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
Marc "ACAB" Godin@dgar But less effective in the shower.
Ed@quietmarc @dgar Depends on what you're trying to accomplish.
Ozzelot 
@dgar
If you eat a lot of it, you will gain more surface area and thus need more of the soap. What a genius ploy.
If you eat a lot of it, you will gain more surface area and thus need more of the soap. What a genius ploy.
screwlisp
𝔇𝔞𝔯k𝔴𝔬𝔩𝔣@screwlisp @ozzelot @dgar Dove: The Slippery Chocolate Accountant
Sounds like a good album title.
Archmage of Procrastination@dgar Did you try ALL of the different soap flavors?
Amin, minor deity of the legume realmThe soap is better at getting you clean than their chocolate, though.
Scott
Alexa Devreux-SwiftYou really need to clean your mouth out
Max LeibmanMax Leibman (@[email protected])
Skin care is really important to me, which is why the only brand of shower products I trust is Dove. [begins scrubbing underarm with dark chocolate]
Adrian Riskin 
Great minds think alike! Sadly the converse isn't true. Sigh..
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel@dgar G’day Jon 👋😊
Well you wouldn’t want chocolate on a rope in the shower now would you! 😜
Patrick 
Dave Holland@dgar
Making chocolate or soap from doves is cruel.
Making chocolate or soap from doves is cruel.
bee
Simon Hain@dgar I agree, but it doesn't quite qualify for "good"
@SimonHain it’s not even that much better really…
@dgar I have to confess I never tried to taste their soap, the chocolate was bad enough 😋
argonaut
Orange Lantern 
@dgar or an actual dove for that matter
Lstn2urmama4@dgar I would surely hope so ! 😅
Jenica Lake เหล็ถเลถ@dgar related, Michelin restaurants taste better than their tires
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIES
Maddad ☑️
katzenbergerYou can't just break into a dovecote and eat whatever you find in the cupboards!
Jason844 🙃@dgar Truth!
HappyCrow13@dgar Better than their deodorant too.