Mastodawn

Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

@dgar
If you eat a lot of it, you will gain more surface area and thus need more of the soap. What a genius ploy.

There is no accounting for taste

@screwlisp
But there is accounting for that sweet increased demand in two product categories.
@dgar

@ozzelot
I was trying to find an accounting joke about your vertical chocolate/soap monopoly here but I can't get this @dgar open.

@screwlisp @ozzelot @dgar Dove: The Slippery Chocolate Accountant

Sounds like a good album title.