Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." (1/6)
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." (2/6)
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 24: "[Iran] gave us a present and the present arrived today, and it was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money." (3/6)
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." (4/6)
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 2: “The straight will open up naturally”
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." (5/6)
@gimulnautti @robert Yeah, why doesn't this "Iran-Epstein-War-subscription" have a proper 14-day cancellation option? The gentleman peddling it at the door to the Oval Office said that I can call him anytime in the first two weeks to cancel it. But he left me a fake out-of-order number.
Oh, I signed an EO ending enforcement of consumer rights, but it wasn't meant to end consumer rights for old white men!
@robert
Apr 6: About NATO: "It all began with - if you want to know the truth - Greenland. We want Greenland. They don't want to give it to us. And I said, 'bye bye.'"
his head needs to go in a vise and squeezed until his ears meet in the middle. the end.
@robert you forgot June 2025 "we completely obliterated their nuclear weapons program"
February 2026 "they were about to complete a nuclear weapon"
Seems they see something of their own stupidity in this moron show master…
@Vluciamonteirop @mrundkvist @robert
Well pinch yourself and see if you wake up...
i ment non-trump-supporter who still think he has some kind of cleverness.
@ArtHarg @JustinMac84 @virgil_tibbs
Cap. Terms like individualism, freedom, and liberty have always been abused to mean the opposite. In America we have the freedom to be homeless, the liberty to be worked to death for absurdly low wages, the individual choice to die from disease or injury or accept medical bankruotcy.
No country or culture offers a perfect system free of issues, but now that we’ve entered end stage capitalism, the west is learning where we were headed all along.
He really has some mental health issues. 🤪🤣
Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't…
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