Mar 3: "We won the war."

Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."

Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."

Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."

Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.”

Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."

Mar 13: "We won the war."

Mar 14: "Please help us."

Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."

Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." (1/6)

@robert you forgot June 2025 "we completely obliterated their nuclear weapons program"

February 2026 "they were about to complete a nuclear weapon"

@Haikyoneko @robert
They’ve also been months away from nuclear weapons for the last 40 years.