JP Mens

@jpmens
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Small-scale fiddler, enjoys doing & teaching. Wrote a thick book on FLOSS DNS servers. Dreamed up @OwnTracks over MQTT. Ansible with NOCOWS=1, but this profile is not managed with Ansible. Loves plain text. I (re-)toot in several languages. https://jpmens.net
Homepagehttps://jpmens.net
Githubhttps://github.com/jpmens
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RE: https://mas.to/@carnage4life/116400603066505015

I can't wait to receive the invitation to the inauguration of the Ballroom so that I too can, like the prezident of the united states, enjoy fine cuisine and fine dining!

corp: "you need to take this idiotic online training"
me: takes idiotic online training
corp: "thanks for taking the time to do the idiotic online training"
me: ..
next day: email from corp: "we have removed the need for you to take the idiotic online training from your profile because you took the idiotic online training"
me: 😠
corp: "please rate the idiotic online training"
me: 😠 😠

RE: https://c.im/@matdevdug/116401960371865968

"You got paid a full time wage to talk into a microphone in your spare bedroom for two hours a week. That’s not a career. "

Trying to imagine a bigger “fuck you” a CEO could offer their employees than this

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

*slow clap* to everybody out there doing Anthropic's Marketing Team's job for them. 🍿

Cascade is de nieuwe DNSSEC-handtekeningsoplossing van NLnet Labs die OpenDNSSEC moet vervangen.
Op de NLUUG voorjaarsconferentie van 7 mei 2026 zal Jan-Piet Mens (@jpmens) Cascade aan ons voorstellen, enkele functies bespreken en natuurlijk demonstreren hoe je een zone ermee ondertekent.

Kijk voor het hele programma op https://nluug.nl/evenementen/nluug/voorjaarsconferentie-2026/
Schrijf je in voor deze dag en zie je op de voorjaarsconferentie!

#NLUUG is dé vereniging voor (professionele) gebruikers van UNIX/Linux, #OpenSource, #OpenSystemen en #OpenStandaarden in NL.

NLUUG voorjaarsconferentie 2026

De NLUUG voorjaarsconferentie is gepland op donderdag 7 mei 2026 in het Van der Valk Hotel Utrecht.

I Just Want Simple S3

I just want S3. My needs are pretty basic. I don't need to scale out. I don't need replication. I just need something that can do S3 and is reliable and not slow. Minio is dead, they pulled the plug after axing the interface. They archived the repo so they …

Makefile.feld

New RFC (Request For Cows) in February 2026: serving cow.txt over http

https://moooo.farm/rfc

https://moooo.farm

request for cows (rfc)

serving cow.txt over http. a universal requirement for all internet servers

I see no reason to interrupt my tradition of not updating the very good Calibre software.

#neverTouch... #scaredOfBreakingPlugins