Wait up, where can I get one of these Data Monsters?
@pikesley Are they not free in packets of cornflakes anymore?
@pikesley I would love nothing more for a Data Monster that could destroy my (and all other) AI.
@jlyocum @pikesley I don't think I really own any AI, just my own fleshy organic dumbness.
@pikesley I don't come cheap.
@pikesley @pmonks I saw the same ad today in San Jose.
@drahardja @pikesley @pmonks it was up in the London tube too. And I was thinking the same...
@pikesley looks like a monster you'd find at Monsters Inc.
@pikesley
Oh a data monster to go with my house hippo! Awesome!! https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA?si=W1QRExYBA5L3qOKJ
House Hippo

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@pikesley you have to make one yourself. You can hatch one on the roof of the data center by building a large nest and igniting a large amount of thermite and napalm in it.
@pikesley what the heck is their messaging meant to mean
@miclgael @pikesley Pretty sure it means "actual data is the enemy of AI bullshit." Or something.
@guyjantic @pikesley ohh, and what does that mean? 😆

@guyjantic @pikesley rather - what are they asking me to do. cus i'm not going to the website if i don't understand, you know what i mean?

seems real silly. almost like an AI made the ad.

@miclgael @pikesley I'm being sarcastic. Really I figure it means " let our AI thingy clean your messy data " or something'

@guyjantic @pikesley ohhh

Actually legitimately thank you lol

@miclgael @pikesley That's just my best guess. It's pretty confusing.
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@pikesley time was you'd want to protect your data from the ai monster. maybe the power of ai can vibe it back if it winds up getting deleted.
@pikesley DATA MONSTER is the hero we need!
@pikesley he's so cuuuuute 

@alicemcalicepants

Can we sell Data Monster plushies?

* Cute
* Destroys AI

@pikesley they could be the new meerkats!
@pikesley They are all busy installing 3 phase power cables.
@pikesley I couldn't find a good digital image of that ad, but the company has others. Now I just need to find a sticker printing company that doesn't check for copyright/trademark violations very thoroughly...
@pikesley what do they mean by data monster? I need to know!
@pikesley i’ll take six data monsters stat
@pikesley We’re gonna need a bigger data monster.

@pikesley

Cute and fluffy and it eats AI?

Consider me interested as well!