"An absolute insane person. My god."

~ Sarah Longwell quoted by Greg Dworkin

P.S. Are we really going to play the purist CW labeling games — US Pol — when the fate of the WHOLE WORLD is at stake as a madman with his hand on the nuclear button threatens to rain down destruction on a nation he's targeting?

Do we really have the luxury of that kind of purism right now?

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/1

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/4/6/2376433/-Abbreviated-Pundit-Roundup-Trump-s-unqalification-to-lead-is-on-full-display

Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: Trump's unqalification to lead is on full display

G Elliott Morris/Strength in Numbers: Why Democrats are suddenly winning back the left — and the "double-haters" Plus, the share of Americans calling themselves Republicans just hit a decade low. Your weekly political data roundup for April 5, 2026....

Daily Kos

“I know all of you [fellow Republican leaders] and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit."

~ Marjorie Taylor Greene quoted by Lucy Campbell

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/2

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/05/trump-iran-threats-politician-reactions

‘Unhinged madman’: US politicians react to Trump’s expletive-laden threat to Iran

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Bernie Sanders among those responding with alarm to Trump writing ‘open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards’

The Guardian

"This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn't belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now."

~ Steven Beschloss

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/3

https://www.americaamerica.news/p/donald-trump-needs-to-be-removed

Donald Trump Needs to Be Removed

He is becoming increasingly dangerous and unable to perform the duties of his office, requiring the invocation of the 25th Amendment

America, America

"President Donald John Trump, madman constrained by only the morality of his own mind, TruthSocialed his genocidal intentions towards Iran on the most holy day of the Christian calendar."

~ Marcie Jones

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/4

https://www.wonkette.com/p/but-at-what-pentecost-tabs-mon-april

At What Pentecost? Tabs, Mon. April 6, 2026

News and things to read and watch!

Wonkette

"The reality is that this president is mentally ill. The expletive-filled outrage shows a puerile, uncontrolled and vulgar behavior that will alienate many Americans and do nothing to affect the Iranian strategy, which is to tough it out.

There is no plan but bluster and hope."

~ Mark Mansour

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/5

https://mmansour.substack.com/p/bombast-as-war-policy-it-wont-work

Bombast As War Policy: It Won’t Work

nothing is being learned and the war drags on

America’s Fractured Politics

"He's seriously out of his mind. And the Iranians know it ...

The easiest explanation is the simplest: Trump is cornered, and he’s going stark-raving mad."

~ Robert Reich

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/6

https://robertreich.substack.com/p/final-thought-hes-seriously-out-of

Final Thought: He's Seriously Out of His Mind

And the Iranians Know it

Robert Reich

"Regardless of the inspiration for Trump’s post, by itself it tells a very clear story. The Federal Bureau of Investigation’s former assistant director for counterintelligence Frank Figliuzzi posted: 'The American president has lost his mind.'”

~ Heather Cox Richardson

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/7

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/april-5-2026

April 5, 2026

At 8:03 this morning, Easter Sunday, President Donald J.

Letters from an American

"Imagine Joe Biden, or worse still, Barack Obama, saying that [i.e., praise be to Allah] 'in jest' and how Republicans would have responded. Trump is completely off the rails and Republicans are turning a blind eye, pretending it’s not happening."

~ Joyce Vance

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/8

https://joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-ahead-0b4

The Week Ahead

The president of the United States greeted the country with this Truth Social post about his intentions in Iran on Easter Sunday: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.

Civil Discourse with Joyce Vance

"Earlier this week, Trump’s 'spiritual advisor' Paula White-Cain compared him to Jesus. Trump, too, was 'betrayed and arrested and falsely accused,' she said. No one in the Republican Party seems to have believed they need to strenuously resist that characterization.

And so, we enter the new week with an unstable president at the helm in wartime."

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/9

"For the moment we are all waiting to see just how mad Donald Trump is. Not how angry — we know that — but whether he is actually mentally deranged enough not only to announce he is going to commit war crimes, which he has done, but to then commit them, in a war of his own impulse against a country with which we were negotiating peace."

~ Gene Weingarten

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/10

https://geneweingarten.substack.com/p/but-what-if-its-a-tie

But What If It's a Tie?

For the moment we are all waiting to see just how mad Donald Trump is.

The Gene Pool

"Also, he seems to be hinting at the use of tactical nuclear weapons.

That is what we do now in the United States: Wait to see how bad it will be."

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/11

"The horrible but undeniable fact right now is that America has a terrorist president. And the whole world knows it. But we still have a chance to show the world that he is an aberration, that we are not a terrorist nation. And we can do that by standing up for the values that have always defined us."

~ Paul Krugman

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/12

https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-terrorist-in-chief

The Terrorist in Chief

It’s time for us to face up to the ugly reality

Paul Krugman

"In a healthy democracy, Trump would be impeached by the House and convicted and removed by the Senate, or replaced under the procedures of the 25th Amendment.

Will either remedy happen? Not likely, but that does not mean we should refrain from stating the obvious:"

~ Robert B. Hubbell

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/13

https://roberthubbell.substack.com/p/trump-is-unfit-for-office-he-should

Trump is unfit for office. He should be removed ASAP.

April 6, 2026

Today's Edition Newsletter

"No other president would remain in office for a week after issuing such lunatic, reckless statements. ...

Trump is unfit to hold the office of president, dangerously so. We should say so, preferably in words of one syllable."

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/14

"The media is covering his social media threats as if he is simply moving a perfunctory deadline back 24 hours, from Monday to Tuesday, but what Trump is discussing is his own pledge to pointlessly commit war crimes against Iran’s civilians – who knows how many? Millions? Tens of millions? – by a certain time."

~ Dean Obeidallah

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #media
/15

https://zeteo.com/p/trump-threatens-war-crimes-iran

First Draft: 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 US Supreme Leader Threatens Death to Iran

‘We're blowing up the whole country,’ Trump says, if Iran doesn’t roll over and stop choking off the flow of oil, and Graham Platner's Dem rival Janet Mills is busy during Maine’s first Senate debate.

Zeteo

"That the American commander-in-chief is doing this in broad daylight is a scandal of monumental proportions."

#Trump #Republicans #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #media
/16

"Donald Trump spent today threatening and bullying and blaspheming the Iranians, trying to get them to give him an ending to his war that he can call a victory. The Iranians know something that Donald Trump does not know."

~ Lucian K. Truscott

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/17

https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/im-going-to-punch-you-in-the-nose

I’m going to punch you in the nose

You don’t forget the first time a bully tries to push you around.

Lucian Truscott Newsletter

"They have been smugglers and traders and storytellers which has given them a rich tradition that has carried them through centuries of invaders and bullies who killed far more of them than Trump’s missiles and bombers have. The Iranians know from their own very, very long history that they can outtalk and outwit and outwait him."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/18

"That is how you get to this madness, a group of bored, bloodthirsty, boisterous men who mistake firepower for strength, and bluster for wisdom. They do not understand how force and diplomacy can work in tandem to serve our national interests."

~ Elliot Kirschner

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #WarriorEthos #PerformativeMasculinity
/19

https://elliotkirschner.substack.com/p/the-warrior-ethos

The "Warrior Ethos"?

Can we please redefine strength?

Through the Fog, by Elliot Kirschner

"They are slavish to the allure of simplistic stereotypes, where the ideal warrior is a man, usually of European descent, with bulging biceps and a sneering grin. That is why they continue to purge women and minorities from positions of leadership, why they disdain expertise in anything more complex than an explosion, why they ignore the obvious need for nuance or complexity."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #WarriorEthos #PerformativeMasculinity
/20

"Theirs is a simple, mythical world where whoever has the most and the biggest bombs is destined to win. As we are now seeing, reality does not bend to their delusions."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #WarriorEthos #PerformativeMasculinity
/21

"In the United States today, right-wing leaders claim divine providence is behind everything they do, from their destruction of the environment to their ever-expanding militarism. ...

America’s new warrior ethos, ripped more from video games than from real life, was on full display this week."

Edwin Eisendrath

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #WarriorEthos #PerformativeMasculinity #WhiteChristianNationalism
/22

https://www.lincolnsquare.media/p/how-trump-perverts-the-holy-week

How Trump Perverts the Holy Week Message of Hope and Renewal

This week, we lift our eyes to see what humans can be. We examine our great religious inheritance and find liberation, peace, and human dignity. It is sacred time. But there's nothing sacred to Trump.

Lincoln Square

"We're now at the point where multiple lawmakers are calling for the 25th amendment to be invoked for the president of hte United States, following a day that was supposed to be peaceful, an Easter Sunday day that started off normal unti Donald Trump posted on Truth Social an unhinged message about Iran."

~ Aaron Parnas

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/23

https://aaronparnas.substack.com/p/urgent-update-several-lawmakers-call

Urgent Update: Several Lawmakers Call for 25th Amendment as Trump Threatens to Blow up All of Iran on Unhinged Easter Holiday

We are not living through normal times. I will never normalize what we are living through.

The Parnas Perspective

"Since then, his rhetoric has only escalated throughout the day into the early evening hours tonight when it's gottewn to the point that he says he's just going to bomb everything."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/24

"With the House of Representatives back in session this morning, I think Hakeem Jeffries should force a vote on a privileged resolution to impeach Donald Trump as a first order of business.

Trump affirmed once again this Easter weekend that he’s a menace to the country and a threat to world peace."

~ Brian Beutler

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/25

https://www.offmessage.net/p/impeachment-as-a-referendum-on-the

Impeachment As A Referendum On The Iran Fiasco

Getting caught trying to stop Trump will do much more for Democrats' public image than fighting internally over whether to blacklist a podcaster. And, at some point, it might work.

Off Message

"And at the risk of boring readers with the rules of parliamentary procedure, Jeffries alone among Democrats is entitled to an immediate vote when he raises a privileged question on the House floor."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/26

"Resistance and impeachment. There may be convincing arguments against resorting to either or both these expedients. And there are of course many other important strategies for dealing with the situation we face. But the time to discuss all of them openly and candidly is now."

~ William Kristol

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/27

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/impeach-him-again-resistance-executive-branch-congress-trump-corruption

Impeach Him Again

And create friction against him within the executive branch.

The Bulwark

"For Donald Trump to lose this war is not for America to lose. Indeed, it may be part of America winning, in the sense that America survives as a liberal democracy, and that America can move away from the kind of utterly nakedly, appallingly, grotesquely lawless and violent state that it’s become," (continued in /29)

~ Peter Beinart

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/28

https://peterbeinart.substack.com/p/its-ok-to-want-trump-to-lose-this

It’s OK to Want Trump to Lose This War

America and the world will be better off if he does

The Beinart Notebook

(continued from /28)

"and I think America is more likely to move away from that if Donald Trump loses this war than if he wins."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes #impeachment
/29

"All of us are agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene."

~ Malcolm Nance

"When you're in agreement with MTG, then you know something has gone crazy."

~ Jacob Kaarsbo

See /2 above for context.

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/30

https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-39-live-wmalcolm

US-IRAN WARCAST - Day 39 - Live w/Malcolm Nance, Jacob Kaarsbo, Waijeeh Lion

A recording from Black Man Spy - Malcolm Nance's live video

Malcolm Nance: Special Intelligence

"The world is on edge.

One minute, President Trump says the war in Iran is nearly over. The next he says it will continue for weeks. He brags that Iran has been “eviscerated,” but then vows that the fighting will go on. A huge bombardment, he says, might begin in five days, or 10 days, or on Tuesday at precisely 8 p.m. Eastern."

~ Michael D. Shear

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/31

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/world/europe/iran-trump-threats.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Y1A.t_rN._aioyD_sJlrz&smid=url-share

On Iran, Trump Keeps World Off Balance With Ever-Changing Threats

Global leaders are struggling in their efforts to find a way to end the American-Israeli war on Iran, and they are spooked about what President Trump might do next.

The New York Times

"If the president means what he says, the world could be about 24 hours from a devastating escalation in the war. But like the producer of a television cliffhanger, Mr. Trump seems determined to keep everyone off balance."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/32

"Is Donald Trump set to nuke Iran tomorrow night, Tuesday at 8 p.m. ET?

The chances at this moment are, at least, non-zero.

The simple fact that we can’t say 'definitely no, absolutely not, for sure' is an astounding commentary on how unhinged and dangerous his presidency has become" (continued in /34)

~ Garrett Graff

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/33

https://www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-trump-about-to-nuke-iran

Is Trump About To Nuke Iran?

The fact we can't say "no" for sure should terrify us.

Doomsday Scenario

(continued from /33)

"and how far off the rails the war with Iran has gone as Trump flails about with no plan, no strategy, no exit, and a global economy that day-by-day is reeling from the biggest geopolitical oil shock in history. It sets the next 36 or so hours up as one of the weirdest and scariest moments in geopolitics of our lifetimes."

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/34

"Advisers, including Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, are reportedly telling Trump that civilian targets like power plants and bridges are fair game in Iran, despite legal and ethical restrictions that considerably narrow the circumstances in which such infrastructure can be legitimately targeted, the WSJ reports."

~ David Kurtz

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/35

https://morningmemo.talkingpointsmemo.com/p/new-video-of-ice-shooting-undermines

New Video of ICE Shooting Undermines Agents’ Account

INSIDE: Pete Hegseth ... Harmeet Dhillon ... Stan Woodward

Morning Memo

"Trump’s purchase on reality, tenuous at the best of times, is slipping fast. Think about what it takes for the 'leader of the free world' (a phrase we are now obliged to tuck inside irony quotes) to wake up on Easter morning—the day of the resurrection of the same Jesus Christ in whose name 'War Secretary' Pete Hegseth says we are killing Iranians—and post this unhinged and inflammatory comment on social media."

~ Michael Tomasky

#Trump #Iran #war #NuclearWeapons
/36

https://newrepublic.com/article/208633/trump-presidency-collapse-truth-social-iran

You Can Smell It Now: The Trump Presidency Is in Total Free Fall

A loyal army of followers, a huge disinformation network, and a party of soul-selling cowards can crowd out facts for a long time. But eventually, reality catches up.

The New Republic

"The $64,000 question is whether the Iran war is merely a case of reality finally catching up with a bullshit artist, or if the American president has become either a madman or a dementia patient."

~ Jonathan V. Last

#Trump #Iran #war #death #violence #destruction #NuclearWeapons #WarCrimes
/37

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/all-the-presidents-bullshit-on-iran

All the President’s Bullshit (on Iran)

Looking at everything he’s demanded, all at once.

The Bulwark

"Overnight, Donald Trump posted more racist and Islamophobic videos and images on Truth Social that I cannot stay silent about as a journalist and have to call out. ... Trump posted an openly Islamophobic video on Truth Social targeting Muslim women in a public space, using somber music to frame their presence as something negative, and then amplified an unfounded claim that most of them were on welfare."

~ Aaron Parnas

#Trump #Iran #war #Islamophobia
/38

https://aaronparnas.substack.com/p/news-trump-posts-more-islamophobic

NEWS: Trump Posts More Islamophobic Content, More Calls for 25th Amendment, Iran Mocks Trump as White House Seeks Ceasefire

Good morning everyone.

The Parnas Perspective
@wdlindsy 'Trump posts videos...' leads me to believe he has someone doing this for him, as I can't imagine grandpa navigating simple tech waters as this. Total accountability is needed here. Who's behind the curtain? Take your pick.

@wdlindsy

This:
March 31: “We’ll be leaving very soon. And if France or some other country wants to get oil or gas, they’ll go up through the strait and—Hormuz Strait. They’ll go right up there, and they’ll be able to fend for themselves. I think it’ll be very safe, actually, but we have nothing to do with that. What happens in the strait we’re not going to have anything to do with.”

April 3rd, Oman, France and Japan, after successful negotiations, were permitted to transit tankers.

@wdlindsy
Second piece of gold.

April 1: “[T]he countries of the world that do receive oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage. They must cherish it. They must grab it and cherish it. They can do it easily. . . . Go to the strait and just take it, protect it, use it for yourselves. Iran has been essentially decimated. The hard part is done, so it should be easy. And in any event, when this conflict is over, the strait will open up naturally. It will just open up naturally"

@wdlindsy

Hands up everyone who immediately thought of that equally wrong congressperson who declared women's bodies didn't get pregnant from rape because our bodies "had ways of dealing with that" naturally.
I don't remember the exact quote, or luckily for him, who, but that was the gist.

War Crimes Rhetoric to Battlefield Reality: Slippery Slope to Total War on Iran

Former JAGs warn that threats to strike Iran’s power plants would violate the law of war and endanger U.S. service members’ legal and moral obligations.

Just Security

@wdlindsy I will say that anyone calling the POTUS the “leader of the free world” has ALWAYS been obliged to use quotes when writing these words. Better not to write them at all.

The fact is that the POTUS has only ever been the leader of the United States. To the extent that the rest of us fell in line with US policy was the extent to which we were coerced, manipulated, threatened or managed to find some small benefit in doing so.

I have never voted for POTUS. Never my leader.

@wdlindsy ...as Mr. Mueller once opined..."if someone has ethics, nothing else matters. If someone doesn't have any ethics, nothing else matters." We are firmly in the latter camp.....

@wdlindsy

«He thought he could start a war and turn it off when he wanted, and now has delivered the US a perhaps generational strategic defeat in the Middle East.»

oh, there is no way this is just in the middle east

@wdlindsy This feels exactly like the Cuban missile crisis of Oct 1962, when we all held our breath for several days, not knowing if one of the leaders would push the red button and millions of us would be annihilated in the following minutes/hours.

#absolutemadness

@wdlindsy Thanks for this and all your insightful threads.

Americans: even if you think your voice doesn't matter and all politicians are corrupt, we need to pressure our electeds like never before to impeach, convict & remove Trump for his repeated defiance of the Constitution.

They must repeal the AUMF, immediately, and invoke the War Powers Act to either shut this down, or get MAGA reps, on the record, to approve the #IranWar during an election year.

CALL NOW!

https://5calls.org/issue/stop-iran-war/

No War With Iran ⭑ 5 Calls

On February 28th, Trump partnered with Israel to launch “major combat operations” in Iran, killing Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah …

5 Calls

@wdlindsy

It is an even more astounding commentary that despite that this is a concern, no action is being taken to stop him.
We don't need time travelers to do their thing, we have a cabinet, such as it is.
Have they no one who will thoroughly explain to them that after Trump, the buck stops with them.
Constitutionally, at this late hour, they are all that can stop him. We will blame them for not doing so.

@wdlindsy

And if he does, is there anyone who has an inkling of what the response might be:

From Iran?
From China?
From North Korea?

Will we be lamenting an irradiated Iran, and permanently closed Gulf of Hormuz?

Will Israel find itself minus all it's desalinization plants?

Will Taiwan, and it's semiconductors fall under China's flag.

Will North Korea decide it's time for a decapitation attempt of it's own?

Impeachment takes months.

Time for the Cabinet to 25th the President.
#Iran

Nuclear attack on Iran? UN diplomat resigns saying 'giving up my career to leak possible nuke missile stri

‘Possible nuclear use in Iran: UN-linked diplomat Mohamad Safa, the Main Representative of Patriotic Vision (PVA) at the United Nations, has resigned from his positions, levelling explosive allegations that the international body is preparing for a possible nuclear weapon use in Iran. In a series of statements posted to his official account on X, Safa claimed he sacrificed his 12-year diplomatic career to leak information regarding a potential nuclear winter .

Economic Times
@wdlindsy Much like the anticipated healthcare plan that was promised “in two weeks”…
@wdlindsy without approval from the representatives of the people it ends latest 22 days from today

@wdlindsy

If MTG were sincere, she would have held her seat and voted appropriately. She's a fascist playing both sides for self preservation and attention.

@FranceskaMann Repeating what Marjorie Taylor Greene has said passes no judgment on her sincerity. It acknowledges that from within MAGA itself, a voice MAGA anointed is now speaking truth to MAGA. Taking note of this development and of statements like hers is important for those pushing back against powerful fascism and using the weapons that come to hand to do that. This is not a time for a politics of purism — which has helped get us into this big mess in the first place.

@wdlindsy

you're a fool and I can't follow you any longer.

@FranceskaMann Wait, what? @wdlindsy is a fool?? Your toot seems to prove the post it replies to perfectly right.
@wdlindsy Marjorie hasn't changed. We're merely witnessing an Overton window on steroids 3.0. And I wish we weren't.

@wdlindsy

GOP strategists are baiting Democrats into another failed impeachment

The Epstein Class would adore it if Democrats volunteered again to clean up their mess in the prelude to the midterms

It feeds the narrative of MAGA being victims & Democrats overturning their will

The GOP don't see Trump as a criminal but as their advocate & avatar for their agenda

Bigotry.
A hierarchy of 2nd class citizens.
Enriching the rich
Winners in a ruinously expensive "beggar thy neighbor" competition

@wdlindsy

There. Is. No. Time. Left. For. Impeachment.