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you don't actually need to tell me about linux

Webber-e-bop 5h ago

@eniko Have you heard about FreeBSD?

Machine Lord Zero 5h ago

@webbop @eniko FreeBDSM?

Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️5h ago

@webbop @eniko

Linux is for corporate sellouts! BSD is for supporters of the military industrial complex! You wanna hear all about Haiku / BeOS / this-super-kernel-thats-going-to-revolutionize-everything-that-I've-been-working-on-since-I-was-twelve-last-year, right? 😜

eclexic 5h ago

@eniko you assume that I can survive the withdrawal that comes from not telling someone about Linux, FOSS, and the GPL.

You assume too much.

Joke aside, I saw kitsune tails ran on Linux when I bought it, but not on osx. So, I figured you had a Linux tester box at the very least. What engine did you use by the way? Something bespoke? (I haven't had time to play it yet.)

Eniko Fox 4h ago

@theeclecticdyslexic I made my own engine using a custom framework that uses FNA/SDL on the backend

四 4h ago

@eniko I think the issue is that people say the same thing each time, instead of new things. I’d be happy to be told about Linux if it wasn’t the same “you should use Linux” each time.

Hi_Kitsune 19m ago

@eniko ohhh so mint can work perfectly on laptop...? Did you set up some WiFi drivers or just install it and done...? 🤔🤔

Spazcosoft 4h ago

@eniko i’ll buy a copy if it was on macOS. I know you probably get this a lot as a troll but i currently only macOS (where you can still turn off all the AI).

Dan Fixes Coin-Ops 3h ago

@eniko damn, well played

🌸 lumi-nhac

🌱9h ago

@eniko thanks slopya slopella

Giles Goat 9h ago

@eniko you forgot the :

microsoft : you are going to have AI inside your PC

people : we don't need that, can we opt out ?

microsoft : no it's part of the OS/SW now ..

people : 😡

Laura 9h ago

@eniko I like the subtle microsoft->microslop character arc

Eniko Fox 8h ago

@landelare thank you for noticing

Jernej Simončič �8h ago

@eniko If for some reason you want to upgrade to 11 despite Microsoft claiming your computer doesn't support it, there are two ways:

if the only thing you're missing is new enough CPU (but you have TPM and Secure Boot), set HKLM\SYSTEM\Setup\MoSetup → AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU=dword:1 and the Setup will run (it'll show a warning, but let you continue)
if you don't have TPM and/or Secure Boot, run setup.exe /product server, and it'll ignore everything

OTOH, as long as you pretend to be in EU, you can register to receive security updates for Windows 10 for free until October. Or you can use the scripts from massgrave.dev to activate ESU.

Ketakater 7h ago

@jernej__s @eniko just use Linux...

Ro 6h ago

@Ketakater @jernej__s @eniko this is the way.

sberson 7h ago

@jernej__s @eniko

Just another point of info, that even for those in the USA, you can get extended security updates for Windows 10 until October for free if you use an MS account to log into the computers you want extended support on. It's what I am doing for a couple of desktops I need for my work, while finishing the last bits of migration of my studio's computers to MacOS, Ubuntu and Debian.

jberg 5h ago

@jernej__s @eniko (I just use Linux)

Dan Fixes Coin-Ops 8h ago

@eniko y'know that comic where someone says they enjoyed good omens and these creeping snakelike shadow figures emerge saying Discworld, Discworld, you should try Discworld, and there are more and more of them until the panels are completely overwhelmed with them and our guy suffocates beneath their recommendations

Well, brace for Linux dudes

Bussphomet 7h ago

@eniko @ifixcoinops

Brace?
If anything switching made me actually like using my computer again.

People should do it out of pure spite
You have wine and now winboat to run anything from microslop you may still need

Dan Fixes Coin-Ops 6h ago

@bussphomet @eniko

DeManiak 🇿🇦 🐧-The Stinkening 5h ago

@bussphomet @eniko @ifixcoinops winboat huh?
well hello there!

@ifixcoinops bizarrely it was worse on bluesky than here

Vereesh 2h ago

@ifixcoinops @eniko and Linux broads and Linux non-binaries. No need to assume.

Dan Fixes Coin-Ops 1h ago

@temporal_spider @eniko "The Linux People" = even more ominous

ЧумнойДоктор 8h ago

@eniko Chilling on a Linux mint. It works pretty fine and satiafy all my needs as a basic stuff like typing, serfing web and even playing games sometimes.

Inderix 7h ago

@eniko my tin foil hat theory is that the entire tech industry is planning and carrying out these things in order to push people away from owning a computer and instead paying for cloud computing as their desktop experience, privacy and security risks included

but the big tech sector appears to be profoundly stupid so there's no way they could possibly plan out such a thing

Bussphomet 7h ago

@eniko @inderix

At that point I just abandon all tech and take up terrorism as a new hobby

The Witch of Crow Briar 2h ago

@bussphomet @eniko @inderix it’s important to have hobbies

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Coming_War_on_General_Computation

Nicole Parsons 6h ago

@inderix @eniko

Tech oligarchs are perfectly capable of colluding on a profitable global financial crash & on the eradication of general purpose computing
https://techcrunch.com/2015/04/18/on-the-war-on-general-purpose-computing/

The evidence?

The fossil fuel money funding these tech fascists conduct a successful social engineering campaign to end democracy & fry the planet

The self-destructive goals may be dumb, but the people behind the tactics & propaganda aren't.
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/04/ai-data-centers-energy-demands/686064/

https://thewalrus.ca/data-centres-are-on-track-to-wreck-the-planet/

On The War On General Purpose Computing | TechCrunch

The powers that be want to control your phones and your drones. And who can blame them? It was inevitable. Of course they're upset that smartphones are making it hard to catch speeders. Of course manufacturers are hurrying to ensure that drones refuse to fly to certain locations, before they're forced to do so by law. Those are the instruments of power in today's and tomorrow's world.

TechCrunch

Bussphomet 7h ago

At this point its just moronic
These idiots are going to crash the economy

Make sure to string them up when it all comes crashing down, they deserve a slow and painful exit from the mortal coil

Machine Lord Zero 5h ago

@bussphomet @eniko What they do is on them, what you do is on you. Hang'em properly, no unnecessary suffering.

Ronald 7h ago

@eniko
People: f*ck off microslop, we will install Linux.

Wizarro 6h ago

@eniko Come to Linux. You won’t regret it!

Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑6h ago

Windows 11 might be the best thing ever to happen to Linux.

Juho Mäntysalo 5h ago

@rgulick @eniko

The biggest gift from Microsoft to Linux environment since Games For Windows, which led to Steam investing in Proton.

🇪🇺 Paul Schoonhoven 🍋🍉6h ago

@eniko i still run 1 of 2 Win7 laptops i replaced Windows with Linux to avoid Win8.

I don't even wanna know how much money I saved over the years.. 😅😅

Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱6h ago

"Of course - I understand. But I have this old ThinkPad with 4Gb RAM and it runs most Linux distros perfectly."

microsoft: "Not like that!"

lemgandi 5h ago

Shrug. I installed linux in 1995 and never looked back. Y'all have fun.

@lemgandi you do realize the post was a joke about the absurdity of the situation, not a complaint about my personal situation, right?

lemgandi 5h ago

Sigh. Grin. Yeh, but a lot of people have their ** stuck in that crack right now.

princess pancake

5h ago

@eniko windows 11: mmm nom nom tasty bootloader