LOL!
Now, I am *very* curious about this item:
"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"
8- )
It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following.................. I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile. I hate the internet. (It's 9!) Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.
I was partly right about assuming that this involved the alimentary canal.
I prefer my choice of top end.