It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.

@afewbugs

LOL!

Now, I am *very* curious about this item:

"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"

8- )

@SaguaroLynx may I introduce you to @TheBreadmonkey , the man, the myth, the meme

@afewbugs @SaguaroLynx

It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112546167848506625

Easter Benny (@[email protected])

The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following.................. I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile. I hate the internet. (It's 9!) Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey @SaguaroLynx without wishing to victim blame, had I stumbled across this news story I don't think I would have thought "You know who are a mature bunch of people to share this with who won't make any weird insinuations whatsoever? The good folk of Mastodon that's who."

@TheBreadmonkey @afewbugs

I was partly right about assuming that this involved the alimentary canal.

I prefer my choice of top end.