trying to decide if this is that guy's alt account

well i don't know if he's a complete liar but he likes gygax and doesn't like masks at cons so he's 100% a fucking asshole

anyway i'm done skimming edh posts i don't understand fuck this guy

learning dnd 3.x through exposure because of trying to figure out how to convert 3.x adventures
look can we all just agree that shadowheart is actually a ridiculous name next to karlach and wyll
obviously with my bday coming up it's time for a brand new traveller campaign
i also haven't looked at cluster truck. maybe i should...
yo i forgot traveller 4 existed lol
from traveller 5 core
BRO WHAT LOL
there is an entire section on how to create chimera sophonts, if you're wondering why no one plays traveller 5
maybe i don't start a new traveller campaign today after all

hold up

star wars conversion AND it's for 1e?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Han and Greedo shot at the same time because combat is simultaneous."

as lucas quasi-intended

these event tables are pretty great
god i love traveller

i just wanna say chargen was rough for half my pcs and so far it's been a rough start lololol

love it

one pc got jot 3 and a scout event that gives him forever anagathics tho

whack

the wookie got caught fighting against the empire and got slapped with -1 soc and branded a traitor to the empire out the gate
in fairness the wookie did great on advancements, the problem is i didn't scan i needed int for my career choice and then the personal development table had no int +1 entry

star wars weg d6 for heroic fantasy

traveller for scum and villainy

the star wars wiki timeline is so bad it makes you wanna watch the cartoons
notably it's also the only (large) fandom wiki timeline i've ever seen that explicitly calls out how bad it is at the top of the page, asking for help for major rewrites lol
fun fact: i only know so much about star wars ships because of an escape velocity extension to place the game in star wars
"The Long Arm of the Hutt" is a funny name because while yes hutts have long arms proportionately they look stubby to humans and most humanoids
pretending this ship we stole has trandoshan audio porn playing when fuel gets low
roll to disable the looping trandoshan porn track
i love how i forgot about astrogation so between two pilot-career pcs i only have one pc with astrogation 0 between them

i haven't had to blast anyone yet (except one ship combat rip z-95 headhunters)

very traveller, not very star wars xD

obviously the name of an alien language is the name of the aliens

that's why human is called human

*kotor dialogue loops playing through my head*
mucha shaka paka

my flyer (grav) coming in handy at last*

(1 time in like 3 campaigns)

the endar spire music is still so good tho

i can't get over how one of the npcs in this is named trex

it's prolly pronounced treh-x but

you know

i'm sorry mario, your statblock is in another book!

first actual firefight went horrendously lmao

opening shot the wookie hit nat 2 so his bowcaster blew up in his face

twi'lek went down in the opening exchange, wookie near death

still fought back well enough that the nemesis named npc and a sniper retreated after we killed everyone else 🙃

"However, if the party consists of fewer than four PCs, this number is smaller."

this isn't a coward stream

"wait how old is bossk is he even born yet"
- the problems with setting your campaign too early

"Are the Iron Hands actually making themselves weaker?"

wait till i tell you about <the imperium of man>

the coolest rodian you ever saw
smuggle spice, lie to the authorities, space slavers, get drunk on lum, take out sith with shotguns
how come gm binder always produces weird pdfs with edges cut off
my wookie got disintegrated 🙃

star wars: "bothans are sneaky wetwork intelligence types, very arrogant, did you know that lots of them died to-"

my bothan gray jedi: *banging around kitchen utensils in a drawer while ranting about dogmatic little shits*

@worthlessbums Coming off a conversation with someone else about Jedi/Sith/Gray Jedi, I can't help but think that Luke being a gray jedi hasn't lead people towards enlightened centrism T_T

@RethinkJeff i haven't kept up with any of the recent/modern movies or tv shows really, i haven't even watched (either? lol) of the clone wars cartoons

this is mostly coming from trilogy/prequel/eu novels on my end

@worthlessbums Same, I'm remembering conversations about Luke being a grey jedi and how the jedi were wrong and the sith were also correct and yes the dogmatic losers are missing the point but also the sith built a planet killer?
@worthlessbums Anything that describes an entire race as being solely one thing is horseshit unless they're not actually people
@psilocervine he was real unlucky this whole game so far his first shot ever was a nat 2, bowcaster blew up in his face
@worthlessbums And just for fun, do it again in-game
@worthlessbums
Bums in solo campaign: Smuggling, doing rogue stuff, killing slavers
Kale in darkside sith campaign: So, I have a lightsaber, I'm gonna go pick fights with everyone now