Worthless Bums

@worthlessbums
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He/Him. Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

The cassowary is overhyped Australian propaganda just leave the fucking bird alone and it leaves you alone.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

Worthless Bums33m ago
met a new vegas stan who hasn't lost their mind, it was refreshing
Worthless Bums1h ago
@hiscursedness hey wife guy this is for you https://youtube.com/shorts/2fi_XRpkfns?si=1L3Jykgec1xubxJy
Female giant pandas sometimes fake pregnancy symptoms in captivity to get perks like extra food

YouTube
Worthless Bums1h ago

Now I have heard an annoyed capy snort from a too energetic otter

https://youtube.com/shorts/cviooiweTvQ?si=wBCE-uF6XGJzFkTw

Socialization Time!

YouTube
Worthless Bums1h ago

Malkoff is a company that has been producing the same shit for 15 years at a 2-300% markup in the last 10

Disappointing. Their old low low emitters were good tho

Worthless Bums2h ago
Lol lmao Trump is actively infringing on every single amendment including the second he's not handing you nukes calm down
Show threadWorthless Bums2h ago

me: "nice little settlement ya got there. be a shame if something happened to it"

also me: "wut"

Show threadWorthless Bums3h ago
rpg people: completely incapable of making things more clear when someone asks about different editions of a game
Show threadWorthless Bums5h ago
(short version: roll multiple times, once for quantity of <physical thing> and then for charge level; huzzah percentile dice and rounding)
Show threadWorthless Bums5h ago

i wanna talk about my pain with fallout rpgs and how i track weapon magazines and how things like fusion cells/cores are fine except the granularity of charges vs physical items on loot tables

but this would make me sound like a giant fucking nerd

Worthless Bums5h ago

it's like 60f in my apartment and my hands are cold what the fuck is this

is this why skinny people complain all the time