Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

@alice
The spin at the end was a nice touch.πŸ˜†

@alice I love the way it spins round and round at the end... it seems so happy!

Also... I clearly need to up my Lovense game!

@alice Clearly a tragedy the term 'lock bumping' is already taken.
@alice omg Alice that is HILARIOUS 🀣
@alice this is clearly dual use technology
@alice Seriously. You could make a p* hub channel out of it. As far as I know there is a former phd which now teaches math on p* hub and has more visitors than her former channel on youtube. And she only does that: teaching math. Without any other content.
@Ollivdb A pornhub channel that is just sexy lockpicking? I could do that πŸ€”
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@alice

Maybe you can make some profit out of it. You don't even need to show anything of you, but only the lockpicking stuff.

@alice @Ollivdb not even fiercely sexy is needed. This is solid: unexpected and epic and β€˜wrong’ and and wtf and goofy and I’d subscribe.
@alice wait… dat sticker! @1dark1 another sighting!
@alice This answers a question I've had for years. Thank you.
@drwho glad I could hit you with some educational content 😁
@alice This started playing as I scrolled past, I was reading another post and suddenly a rattling noise started emanating from my laptop. Had a good 5-10 sec of panic before I realized it wasn't a fan bearing or something.
@alice *Blink Blink* / *Falls over laughing*
@alice Don't share this. The gouv will try to ban vibs!

@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...

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So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with: - all manners of lockpicks and turning tools - a turning tool (no pick) - a windshield wiper - a street sweeper bristle - a vibrator - a double-ended dildo - a soda can - a plastic soda bottle - my finger - a screwdriver - another lock - a key - another lock's key - a blank key and a small file - an underwire bra - an earring - a popcan tab - a stick - an uncooked spaghetti noodle - a holy cross - a feeler gauge - a bike spoke - a piano wire - an injector mold pin - a bobby pin - a paperclip - a binder clip - a credit card - a piece of string - a butter knife - a bic pen ... I'm probably forgetting a few. #Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF

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@alice It's really easy to put a off centered weight to a DC small motor. XD
@alice The way the lock spins while open. Its in pure ecstasy.
@alice You could open two locks at once if you were feeling super frisky.
@alice into his wife's what?!
@MachineLordZero it was a furry fanny pack with a TSA lock on it.
@alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.