Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: 😳
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
@jacket they'd need to ban a lot of things...
So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with: - all manners of lockpicks and turning tools - a turning tool (no pick) - a windshield wiper - a street sweeper bristle - a vibrator - a double-ended dildo - a soda can - a plastic soda bottle - my finger - a screwdriver - another lock - a key - another lock's key - a blank key and a small file - an underwire bra - an earring - a popcan tab - a stick - an uncooked spaghetti noodle - a holy cross - a feeler gauge - a bike spoke - a piano wire - an injector mold pin - a bobby pin - a paperclip - a binder clip - a credit card - a piece of string - a butter knife - a bic pen ... I'm probably forgetting a few. #Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
Jacket