🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)22h ago

Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

Show threadOliver Vanderb21h ago
@alice Seriously. You could make a p* hub channel out of it. As far as I know there is a former phd which now teaches math on p* hub and has more visitors than her former channel on youtube. And she only does that: teaching math. Without any other content.
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)21h ago
@Ollivdb A pornhub channel that is just sexy lockpicking? I could do that 🤔
Show threadD219h ago
@alice @Ollivdb not even fiercely sexy is needed. This is solid: unexpected and epic and ‘wrong’ and and wtf and goofy and I’d subscribe.
Show threadD2
@alice wait… dat sticker! @1dark1 another sighting!
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