🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)19h ago

Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

Show threadOliver Vanderb18h ago
@alice Seriously. You could make a p* hub channel out of it. As far as I know there is a former phd which now teaches math on p* hub and has more visitors than her former channel on youtube. And she only does that: teaching math. Without any other content.
Show thread🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)
@Ollivdb A pornhub channel that is just sexy lockpicking? I could do that 🤔
Apr 1 at 11:03pmWeb
Show threadOliver Vanderb18h ago

@alice

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/global-trends/zara-dar-who-quit-phd-for-onlyfans-now-uploads-educational-videos-on-pornhub-says-earnings-3-times-higher-than-youtube/articleshow/117198786.cms

Zara Dar, who quit PhD for OnlyFans, now uploads educational videos on Pornhub, says earnings 3 times high

Zara Dar, a YouTuber, left her PhD program and joined OnlyFans. She publishes STEM videos on both YouTube and Pornhub. Pornhub offers higher ad revenue than YouTube. She highlighted this difference, leading to her LinkedIn account being banned. Dar chose OnlyFans to escape academic and corporate constraints.

Economic Times
Show threadOliver Vanderb18h ago

@alice

Maybe you can make some profit out of it. You don't even need to show anything of you, but only the lockpicking stuff.

Show threadD217h ago
@alice @Ollivdb not even fiercely sexy is needed. This is solid: unexpected and epic and ‘wrong’ and and wtf and goofy and I’d subscribe.
Show threadD217h ago
@alice wait… dat sticker! @1dark1 another sighting!