MayaMayaMaya

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I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg.

I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.

pronounsShe/Her
It is, "having to check the time to see if I should eat because I broke my sense of hunger" o'clock.
Runners :handshaking: Masochists
"Just had a great time destroying my ass and nipples"
Finally (after like 6 months) nerved myself up enough to try a quick jab instead of a super slow one. Partial success as in it went in quick for about an inch out of 1.25", then "normal" speed the rest of the way.
Big improvement, also just got lucky with placement I think because a lot of my jabs are painless, it's the bad ones that would be improved by being quick.

you better not

Edited after 300 boosts:

Everyone who boosted this toot is sweet and charming and deserves all the cookies. :3 And they love to disobey!!!!! ;D

Me pre-transition: Ugh it's cold and wet and windy, I can't get away with running in shorts, I guess I'll wear tights.
Me now: Yay tights!

It's literally the same tights :D

Serial Experiments Tomie

New(very old) anime personality types just dropped

"Rescind was adapted from its Latin predecessor rescindere in the 16th century, and prescind (from praescindere) and exscind (from exscindere) followed in the next century."

Oh right, I did not get the job, but I applied several months later and got it then. I did wonder for a long time if my magic trick put off the interviewer.

Random thread reminded me of the best "magic trick" I ever pulled off.

I showed up a bit early for a job interview at an office with a keypad entry on the front door plus an intercom for contacting the receptionist. Identified myself, got let in. While waiting I learned that they had evidently just changed the keycode that morning and what it was because the receptionist kept giving it out.

Right on time for my interview my interviewer showed up and asked if we could chat outside while they smoked, I agreed. As far as they knew I had just arrived.

After our chat they tried to open the door only for their code to be rejected, without thinking I immediately said, "it's, XXXX". After giving me The Biggest Side Eye I Have Ever Received they punched in the number and the door unlocked. They gave me a second Very Significant Look and we proceeded to the interview.

It took me several minutes to be able to explain or even say anything at all because I knew if I tried I would start laughing and possibly not stop until they had escorted me out of the building.

@YKantRachelRead took a walk to a cafe for lunch and had a great time listening to the ghost fetish on the way home. It's some great walking music.