The U.S. Forest Service has been eliminated. With the stroke of a pen.

"You cannot move a thirty-year watershed study. You cannot relocate a decades-long old-growth monitoring program. You cannot box up a forest and ship it to Colorado. When these facilities close, the experiments die."

https://morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-trump-administration-orders

BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service

The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.

More Than Just Parks
"Anyone who still thinks these are unrelated events, disconnected policy decisions made by different people at different times for different reasons, is in willful denial. This is a coordinated demolition of federal land stewardship in America. Every piece connects. Every move advances the same goal: transferring control of your public lands from professional public servants accountable to you to political operatives accountable to the extraction industry."

@ColesStreetPothole

The United States will be a hellish place after it kills all its forests.

@ColesStreetPothole

The Forest Service was created by an Act of Congress. It can't be "dismantled" by an "order".

When people talk about "complying in advance" with fascists, they're talking about Trump illegally "ordering" the dismantling of a thing, and everyone just...dismantling it.

But the Forest Service should simply continue to do what they're doing, file lawsuits and demand injunctions.

It *literally doesn't matter* that Trump did this. Unless you comply.

https://www.nwcg.gov/6mfs/day-in-history/birthday-of-the-us-forest-service-february-1-1905

@ColesStreetPothole some news one wished to think a product of April's fools day
@energisch_ That's what spouse saidβ€”is this an April Fool's joke?
@ColesStreetPothole I'm afraid not

@energisch_
A piece of strings walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The barman says, β€˜We don’t serve pieces of string here.’

So the string gets up, ties himself around the middle, and he pulls his ends out. And he proceeds to order drinks.

The barman says, β€˜here, aren’t you a piece of string?’

And the piece of string, he says, β€˜No, ’I'm a frayed knot.’

@ColesStreetPothole @energisch_
My uncle loved that joke. He would tell it all the time. That had to be like 35 years ago.

#jokes

@ColesStreetPothole It is amazing how for decades nothing can be changed. With the stroke of a pen it can just be eliminated.
@MyOpinion There is no need for consensus when you're a fascist.

@ColesStreetPothole

Yes, I can't see anything bad happening from this at all..

Like... who's gonna rake the forests now?

@ColesStreetPothole
Smokey Bear requests that you write your congress persons to support repeal of 16 U.S. Code Β§ 580p-2 so that he need not go on public assistance.

@ColesStreetPothole β€œOne hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.
And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday.”

I hadn’t heard of this until just nowβ€”is there zero news coverage of this travesty?!?!

#forestservice

@ColesStreetPothole the next time some milquetoast Schumer-like politician says "we don't have the political will for ___" keep in mind these assholes dismantled the Forestry Service while starting the least popular war in history, while quashing news that Trump had his dick bit by a 13 year old he molested, while we're killing newborns on life support in Cuba, while they handed over media companies to cronies, while uprooting the 14th amendment, on and on. There's will for none of that.

@ColesStreetPothole

Just more executive overwriting the budget defined by Congress, right?

@ColesStreetPothole The supreme court ruled that the line-item veto is unconstitutional, but the president can eliminate agencies that are funded by laws passed by congress whenever he wants.

More people need to realize that democracy in the US is dead.

@ColesStreetPothole Substackb LOL

@mxfraud @ColesStreetPothole

Substack is evil. It platforms Nazis. No boost for this toot.

@ColesStreetPothole

#TranslatedFromTheRepublican

"Fossil fuel billionaires pay for policies that ignore the obvious results of their ecocide.

The year-round wildfire seasons in Colorado & California, just ignore that.

Nevermind about your burning homes & unbreathable air."

The Epstein Class can be pretty obtuse but even they will notice that their homes are threatened by fossil fuel climate change & wildfires.

Los Angeles -- $132 billion in losses

https://www.ohio.edu/news/2026/02/economics-disaster-residents-struggle-rebuild-over-year-after-la-fires

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The economics of a disaster: Residents struggle to rebuild over a year after LA fires

Ohio University Professor and economic expert Roberto Duncan, Ph.D., discusses the Los Angeles region’s post-fire rebuild and the several economic factors that have likely contributed to its delays.

OHIO Today

2/

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/weather/california-heat-fire-season-snowpack.html

https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/fires/article315262475.html

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2025-07-28/new-report-estimates-damage-from-los-angeles-wildfires

https://www.sfchronicle.com/california-wildfires/article/los-angeles-palisades-eaton-insurance-20775841.php

Colorado -- drought & water shortages
https://www.koaa.com/news/local-news/with-colorados-warmest-winter-on-record-experts-weigh-in-on-summer-wildfire-and-water-supply-concerns

https://www.denver7.com/news/wildfire/it-has-cost-taxpayers-more-than-40-million-to-fight-colorado-wildfires-this-year

https://www.denverpost.com/2025/08/29/colorado-wildfires-season-2025/

New York

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8jplmvlj02o

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/climate/2025-extreme-weather.html

https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-northeast-is-becoming-fire-country

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/millions-are-air-quality-alerts-wildfire-smoke-blankets-large-swaths-u-rcna222892

Hawaii
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Hawaii_wildfires

https://www.nbcnews.com/maui-wildfires

https://blogs.manchester.ac.uk/hcri/2024/05/13/the-maui-fires-an-unnatural-disaster/

Florida
https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/weather/2026/02/16/florida-wildfires-smoke-drought-burn-bans/88699408007/

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/weather/2026/02/26/florida-fire-grows-unchecked-as-drought-worsens-and-ecosystems-suffer/88876667007/

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/environment/2026/03/27/extreme-drought-fire-risk-closes-in-on-brevard/89329544007/

What Does the California Heat Mean for Fire Season?

The state is warming up and drying out earlier than usual. Here’s what that means for fire season.

The New York Times

@Npars01 @ColesStreetPothole

They can watch the fires from the safety of their luxury yachts, or they can just fk off to one of their many other houses.

Drone Industry Faces Same Private Equity Trap Now Squeezing Volunteer Fire Departments

We have been reporting on how private equity and venture capital are reshaping the drone industry for years. Today, The New York Times published an

DroneXL.co

To the people reading this - do not give into despair, the number one tool of authoritarians. Say a silent thank you for all the gifts the natural world gives us and commit yourselves to not letting the world-burners succeed. Respond to this news by steeling yourselves for a fight and discover ways you can make a difference right now.

@ColesStreetPothole

@ColesStreetPothole It's a galaxy-brain move... Cant have raging forest fires if there are no forests.
@ColesStreetPothole
πŸ™„ Fire season is right around the corner, too.

@ColesStreetPothole I'm not American and I don't even want to visit the place (for obvious reasons) but this, honestly, hurt my soul.
What the actual fuck!?

This people is absolutely fucking deranged. They hate the world and I have no idea whatsoever why would that be.

I'm glad I am not American, I would do unspeakable things to them. But, luckily, I am too far.

@ColesStreetPothole

Jesus christ, this guy is just stripping the whole damn nation for parts!

😑 🀬 😑 🀬😑 🀬😑 🀬😑 🀬

@ColesStreetPothole
Still the only thing in the news is that the HQ is moving from DC to Utah.
@ColesStreetPothole
Insane and illegal.
The crown jewel of the U.S. is its public lands.
Once they sell it off, we will never get it back.