Christopher Isene
SelzeroYou can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? 🤔
Adriano
Martin Rundkvist
✶Rayotron✶
Michael Gemar@selzero @quixoticgeek You do you, sister!
Kevin Russell
Hans van Zijst@Selzero I would say she's nuts.
But jokes aside, it's not OK to publish someone's picture like that when it's obvious that they have mental problems.
If saying that someone is fat is "body shaming" and to be frowned upon, then publishing someone's photo over a "look at this idiot" article shouldn't be acceptable either.
But jokes aside, it's not OK to publish someone's picture like that when it's obvious that they have mental problems.
If saying that someone is fat is "body shaming" and to be frowned upon, then publishing someone's photo over a "look at this idiot" article shouldn't be acceptable either.
Selzero (@[email protected])
18K Posts, 7.52K Following, 9.07K Followers · Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz. Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:
Chris HessertWhy I'm not vacationing in Florida any time soon. Hint: it's the people.
Scary Austin@chessert @selzero
It's from the Dude Humor Report, a satirical outlet. They're doing their level best to beat reality, but they're trying to do the impossible in Florida. Their Florida Man/Woman stories keep getting mistaken for news because no one can tell the difference.
Edit: love to all the suffering, sane blue voters in Florida BTW. I am from a red state too.
retech@MaryAustinBooks @chessert @selzero Not a lot of heavy lifting to say anything remotely surreal about FL. My relatives cannot understand how, for 20+ years, I'm too busy to make it to their parties.
Susi
undead
Twotired
Willow "Wolveric" Catkin@selzero This is a Fallout character,
StarkRG@selzero In other news, satellite imagery shows the Squirrel Kingdom mobilising their military. Though the reclusive kingdom continues to refuse any contact with the press, an unnamed source reports that the maneuvers are due to the mysterious disappearance of their monarch.
Sci-Fi Girl
Gareth 🏴
David J. Atkinson
AlexanderVI@selzero I'm skeptical. She didn't use the royal "we".
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦@selzero If not the Squirrel Queen, when why Squirrel Queen-shaped?
Ambient Sponge@selzero Swear fealty to The Squirrel Queen!
decapitae
Steffie 🏳️⚧️ :rubber_pride-heart-600: :triple-moon-transfem: @selzero How dare they arrest the queen. Her legions will now take vengeance on us all
solastalgia kris ☀️🧘🚲@selzero Big boss battle energy
Dana das Grau 🧙🏻🧝♂️@selzero she looks pretty squirrelly to me
yetzt@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)
Ada
Mirah Image 
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Droppie [infosec] 🐨
Netraven
Arapalla
thefathippy@selzero Exactly! Let her rule the Squirrel kingdom in peace.
AutistiCritic@selzero I’ll have a pint of what her majesty’s just consumed, please. 🤨
John K
BenderIsGreat34@selzero @TheBreadmonkey She clearly saw the Simpsons episode where Lisa gets high and says she’s the lizard queen.
erinaceus
Noortje Van Leeuwen@selzero i have...i seen her and Doreen in the same room
😀🚲
kiyomi
Coles Street Pothole
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel@ColesStreetPothole @selzero G’day mon ami!
Ah one of my more … enthusiastic fans 😆
Hope you have a good day! 😊🫶 🐿️🖖
paul@ColesStreetPothole @MAJ1 @selzero
"I can fix her"
@ColesStreetPothole @MAJ1 @selzero
“red flags need love too”
Jacen
atraidez
bit101
BallisticPunk@selzero I want to eat brunch with her for some reason.
Drew 🇵🇭 ♾️@Imgoneinpeace @selzero Brunch or branch?
@drewtowler @selzero passing her nuts and seeing how she save them in her cheeks... best brunch ever.
peachfrontthere's... a law against that?
@peachfront maybe it's stolen valor from the Squirrel queen?
Dan Morgan 
@selzero My, my how far Kristi Noem has fallen!
Gary Whittaker@selzero
Ask her later when her meds are adjusted.
Ask her later when her meds are adjusted.
No Way
not ch1c