MJ MusePresident Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
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Quasit@MJmusicinears
Does that mean he'll add a third "y" to the end of his name?
Does that mean he'll add a third "y" to the end of his name?
Elle@Quasit @MJmusicinears he doesn't have two "y" in his name, that's just transliteration to latin alphabet
TopKnotZelensky should actually thank President #Trump for the help in getting this honor. Trump will then, throw an aneurysm, keel over dead and Zelensky will get a second peace prize for causing that aneurysm. ~~ Page 46 in the book "Facts About World War 3."
Nazo@TopKnot @MJmusicinears He may not even have to do or say anything... I kind of wish I could see Trump's face when he finds out about this... From a safe distance. 😆
oscarfalconnow HE deserves it...
Mason Loring Bliss@MJmusicinears But he's engaged in a war. It's defensive, but is he a peacemaker? These peace prizes make no sense. Give it to someone who's actively working to prevent wars.
Biggles 20X6!
AlexanderVI@Taco_lad @mason @MJmusicinears
No, obviously he would produce peace much faster if he just surrendered, why is he causing so much trouble?
/s
all the /s
SkjeggtrollThe criteria for who can nominate someone for Nobel's peace prize are quite broad: In addition to former winners and members of the committee itself, a nomination can also be raised by anyone who is a sitting member of a national parliament or government, and anyone who is a professor of history, social science, jurisprudence, philosophy or theology.
Also, the committee does not publish or confirm nominations, so all claims about nominations are unoffical.
pgcd@mason that's an amazingly stupid take, congratulations!
@pgcd And there's no one working towards peace who deserves it more? I'd give it to Pope Leo or Greta Thunberg or Medea Benjamin or someone putting themselves out there. Try to be a little creative.
@mason *nominating* someone for the Nobel Peace Prize != giving it to them.
*Not* nominating someone because they've been attacked and their people are being killed every day, is a stupid take nonetheless.
It is very much like stoning girls because they've been raped, you know.
(Also: "someone putting themselves out there". Because a dozen attempts on somebody's life don't count. Sheesh.)
coja@mason @MJmusicinears
Giving him the prize is a sign to all agressors
“Do not start a War, do not kill Mensch”
Giving him the prize is a sign to all agressors
“Do not start a War, do not kill Mensch”
heru prasetia 
@MJmusicinears he support war on Iran
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESmore exactly, the iran regime supports putin's war on ukraine
many ukrainians have been killed by iranian designed shaheds
you not liking the war on iran makes sense. it is indeed a very stupid war
but you can't expect ukraine not to care that the iranian regime had a hand in murdering ukrainians
UnitaryBennu 🏳️🌈✊🏻🏳️⚧️@MJmusicinears Did Vance even say "Thank you" yet?
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shwell@MJmusicinears This is one of the most corrupt individuals on the planet. He makes Trump look like saint. He should thrown in the worlds worst jail.
@shwell @MJmusicinears Ok either I am misreading something very weird here or that comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. That or you work for Putin.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding something? Maybe I'm getting names mixed up in my head or something here? Can you explain your comment?
shhh... there, there vatnik
is ok
to most of the world zelensky is a hero, but to you, he is meanie poopiehead man
we understand: you need your cope
you'll be ok sunshine. do you need a hug?
Random Participation@shwell @MJmusicinears Look, everyone! One of those Russian disinformation bots has joined the chat. Blocked and moving on.
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Codewizard@MJmusicinears is this true ??😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Toni Aittoniemi@MJmusicinears Surprising. I thought the Nobel committee was quite bought & paid for. 🧐
@MJmusicinears Oh this is going to make a certain warmonger very very angry.
Mourioche ⏚@nazokiyoubinbou @MJmusicinears
Which one? Trump or Putin?
If you were talking about Trump, we might as well give the Nobel Peace Prize 2026 to Obama 🤣
Okay, that would be silly, but look at what they did in 2025... The Nobel Committee would be better off stopping that particular Nobel Prize and only awarding it to fields that aren't open to confusion, like the sciences.
@Mourioche @MJmusicinears Trump *needs* recognition to feel good about himself. It doesn't matter if it's fake. He just needs people to give him attention and awards and stuff. In Trump's head Trump is a god, but he also isn't so he needs us mortals to lay on praises.
Meanwhile I think Putin does actually fully accept that he is the bad guy and just doesn't care.
And yes, a prize to Obama would *break* Trump. It would be a thing of beauty. Someone with a [un]Truth account should claim that
zetabeta@MJmusicinears
i have to ask. is this picture a.i. generated?
if yes, it should mentioned somewhere.
Zeppelin Blanc@zetabeta @MJmusicinears No, it’s how he looked like before the war. It takes the toll even on comedians.
Baltergeist@MJmusicinears
This makes me so very happy!
This makes me so very happy!
Jigme Datse@MJmusicinears Well that's going to piss some folk off... Good.
Morgan Fletcher@MJmusicinears where is the source news url? I can't find any source, just this claim.
✶Rayotron✶Source URLs:
This URL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Nobel_Peace_Prize
links to this source URL.
https://www.aftenposten.no/verden/i/7pKGGv/ukrainas-president-volodymyr-zelenskyj-nominert-til-nobels-fredspris
The company Alfred Nobel founded, Dynamit Nobel, became the biggest manufacturer of powder and ammunitions for the German Reich. Nobel was an ass and the prize should be renamed. Zelenskyy Peace Prize would be much better.
Your welcome. I didn't know that either until I looked it up. I knew he invented dynamite and a type of gunpowder. Dynamite's been used by miners to tear up the face of the planet. Rah rah Alfred Nobel.👎 🤮
The_ERROR@rayotron @morgan @MJmusicinears Well, that's just one part of story. He invented and improved dynamite the way it become safe for helping people. But he also suffer for, what dynamite was used for later and hated yourself for it. That's why most of his fortune dedicated to Nobel foundation.
@The_ERROR @morgan @MJmusicinears
Alfred Nobel invented ballistite which went into weapons. He made it specifically to be used in weapons. Mr. Peace Prize was an arms manufacturer and a hypocrite.
He sold 300,000 kg of ballistite to the Italian Army. He ran a factory in Italy which made it. It was used in bullets, grenades, and mortars. If he felt guilty it's because he was guilty.
@MJmusicinears Pffft. Big deal! Wake me when he wins the FIFA Peace Prize!
VHG 🇪🇺🇺🇦@MJmusicinears where is the Popcorn? I am sure he now has not only give Donbas to Russia for US Security guarantees but also has to add a piece price on top
Twobiscuits🚴♂️ 
@MJmusicinears I admire the guy and all that, but shouldn't he be getting more of a ... war prize?
nicolaottomano@MJmusicinears
Fake news. No nominee is known before 50 years after the nomination. Anyone claiming the opposite is lying.
Fake news. No nominee is known before 50 years after the nomination. Anyone claiming the opposite is lying.
@MJmusicinears that's definitely bullshit. unfortunately.
fnberger@MJmusicinears Yes, i believe he deserves it, but whats the source of the news, apart from som random facebook posts?
peachfronttoo little too late to regain their credibility after they gave it to a neo-Nazi dictator by laundering it through his Venezuelan stooge
WellsiteGeo@MJmusicinears
That'll piss off the Tangerine Shitgibbon.
Imagine how pissed he'll be if Zelensky gets the 2027 nomination at the same time.
That'll piss off the Tangerine Shitgibbon.
Imagine how pissed he'll be if Zelensky gets the 2027 nomination at the same time.
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