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Cabel Sasser

new amazing name for me just arrived. i answer to anything at this point. (yes i even spelled it out)

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Cabel Sasser 1h ago

WHAT. IS HAPPENING. i’ve never heard this one in my life and now i get it twice in the same week roflmao

(i spelled it this time, too. he laughed a little as he typed it in and said "yeah i'm not sure i got it right”)

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Marina Epelman 1h ago

@cabel How often do you get that vs "cable”? or do you accept the latter as the cost of doing business?

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Brandon Kelly 1h ago

@cabel Welcome to Central Oregon, Kibble. Everything is dog-themed here.

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Jason Garber 1h ago

@cabel Kibble’s in the zeitgeist for all the wrong reasons.

https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2026/mar/25/boy-kibble-viral-meal-trend

What to know about ‘boy kibble’, the viral meal slop trend

Some gen Z men are using the term to describe an easy meal consisting of ground beef, rice, and a vegetable or fat

The Guardian

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Craig Hockenberry 1h ago

@cabel Of course I am now going to type this as KIBBEL, hit backspace twice, and make it KIBBLE.

Keeping a 20+ year tradition alive!

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Tim Johnsen 1h ago

@cabel KIBBLE SASSYCAT

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Erik Vorhes 1h ago

@cabel that has got to be mindbending, k🔔

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Luuk 1h ago

@cabel Weird. Also weird to see you’re in Redmond since I’m currently living here. I guess I have misspellings to look forward to as well.

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The Duke of Fall

3d ago

@cabel Anyone traveling with you has to go by the name "bits" for the rest of the day.

I don't make the rules.

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Human Brain Enthusiast 3d ago

@cabel Is it Lover Kibbl, or Kibbl Lover?

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Stefan 3d ago

@cabel Kibbl and Bits would be a great Ratchet and Clank rip off game.

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davd 3d ago

@cabel I heard this Kibbl Sasser guy gave some great talks about McDonalds 🤪

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Tyler Stone

3d ago

@_davd @cabel I believe you mean the Kibbl Sassy talk about McWendy’s.

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dmd 3d ago

@cabel Such beautifully chunky dot matrix printing. I love how you can see the individual dots. Even the mistakes give it character. I wonder how long that printer has been in operation…

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Glenn Fitzpatrick 3d ago

@cabel time to name your snack blog “kibbl’s kibble”

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Mike Sax 3d ago

@cabel Wow. Not sure what the rebrand budget was but I’m sure it was worth every penny.

This is such a thoughtful design… I wonder how the deep red, the retro-pixelized font reminiscent of dot matrix printers, and the horizontal through-line symbolize the different aspects of your personality?

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