Greg KnaussGet used to the view, Donnie.
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Greg Knauss
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The Department of Justice has announced a criminal investigation of the weather.
The thing that makes me sad is that Yankees fans are happy.
Mets fans are probably just confused, because they don’t understand what the opposite of “lose” is.
We should revisit that whole Assassination Coordinates idea.
I wonder what New Yorkers consider to be the greatest city in the world? If only they’d tell us! Curse their demure reserve!
I was going to learn how to cook, but didn’t want to get a neck tattoo.
“That’s a gap we could proactively surface.”
“Hold up. I’m sorry. Does that mean, ‘That’s something we could talk about?’”
“… Yes.”
“OK. Just checking.”
“…”
“You sure did sound smart, though.”
If a billionaire is a policy failure, a trillionaire is a civilizational one.
One person hoarding that much wealth in a world where people are in need — hungry, sick, homeless — is the end product of a society undergoing the complete collapse of human decency.
A trillionaire is an obscenity.
My mayor Muslim!
My bagel Jewish!
My Christian believe that their savior come back alive!
Knicks in five?
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Look, OK, it lacks some of the elegance of the original, but I’ve got a bunch of t-shirts here that I can’t sell anymore.
Hey, everybody! Welcome! Remember two years ago when we promised a bunch of features we never shipped, and a year ago when we blew up the UI for all your apps?
Wait ‘til you see what we be got planned this year!