Greg Knauss

@gknauss
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If we were spider people, the crucifix would be an asterisk.

I promise I am not high.

Hell, using multiple exclamation points on a single sentence is grounds for impeachment as far as I’m concerned.

[Twitching uneasily while scratching at my neck.]

You got any more of that people-working-together-towards-a-shared-goal-for-the-common-good?

Yes, it would be weird for the Joint Chiefs to frag the Secretary of Defense, but we live in weird times.
Maybe it’s just me, but “collecting astrophage from the Petrova Line” sure sounds like a sex thing.
Anybody dumb enough to give their loyalty to Donald Trump — much less expect any back in return — deserves that they get.
I am overjoyed at the launch of the Aretmis II, both because its crew are safe and extending the boundaries of science, and because we don’t have to have a national memorial service led by Donald Trump, which he would somehow manage to make all about himself.
If you ignore what having a Secretary of Defense who decides punishment based on political favor does to discipline, my first question would be why anybody in the military gives a shit about what an greasy dipshit like Kid Rock thinks.

The argument in favor of birthright citizenship:

1. Can you read simple English?

2. Have you read the 14th Amendment?

OK, we’re done here.

Boy, with decisions like the birthright citizenship case pending, I’m sure glad that anti-Constitutional right-wing nutjob Clarence Thomas was removed from the bench after he was caught accepting four million dollars in bribes.

Wait, what?