Greg Knauss

@gknauss
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If the day ends and Trump hasn’t posted something _at least_ as unhinged as dumping diarrhea on protesters from a fighter jet while wearing a crown, we’ll know that we’ve finally broken him.
The next time Pam Bondi has to testify before Congress, I hope someone asks her what the Dow is at.

RE: https://glammr.us/@jessamyn/116302842058749467

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“My message to the men who told me how much the book meant to them … was to find a more well-rounded life for themselves, to value being a good partner and parent as much as being good at their job. … Tech will take your life if you let it.”

The Rockies cherish one glorious day of being in second.
@gknauss They were totally warnings.

Baseball is back!

Giants vs. Yankees!

I’m rooting for… tomorrow to arrive, so I’ll have someone to root for.

Decades ago, I’d read books like “Soul of a New Machine” and “Showstopper!” as romances, about late nights and impossible tasks and the ability to will something into existence using just brains and caffeine.

It took me far too long to recognize that they were actually warnings.

Another experiment. (Sound on.)