bookspiegel
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)"Would you rather meet a man or a bear alone in the woods?"
Depends. What's the bear wearing?
"Nothing...it's a bear."
Ah, okay. Has it been drinking?
kwayk42
Darth Osler@alice is the bear in the mood for a waltz?
The Orange Theme@alice Can the bear and I go out clubbing after? Wait, what kinda bear? 😅😏
Juniper 🏳️⚧️🌲
EndlessMason
J. R. DePriest 
:EA DATA. SF:"What does that have to—oh. I get it now."
Gender David Copperfield@alice why can't I have both? ☺️
James Donohoe
John Maxwell@alice - Bear naked, eh?
JJ@alice
Would I rather meet a man or Alice in a bear suit in the woods?
There is only one right answer. 🙃
Tock
Alexa Devreux-SwiftIf I meet a bare bear in the woods it is an Alice in a bare bear onesie. Nuff sed.
StarkRG
Ashwin Dixit"Yes. Drinking what?"
Water?
"Yes."
"Ok, then. A bear."
And it also ate a lot of fermented apples that fell to the ground, so it's intoxicated.
"Ok, then. A man."
What's he wearing?
Andrew Zonenberg@alice depends. Does the man have lockpicks too, or just the bear?
David PHave I been drinking?
[Well, clearly you're on an epic bender, the likes of which you have never experienced. You've somehow blacked out and ended up on the other side of the planet, in a forest, for reasons, that has actual Grizzly Adams style bears. One of which you have now encountered, pissed as a newt]
So, do I. and the bear have anything in common?
[You're both mammals, loosely speaking, and you both shit in....well... you're about to]
Do we like the same music, movies or, ya know...stuff?
[Yes. You and the bear, Kevin, both enjoyed the Scandi Noir satire, Tassie Noir series Deadloch]
Bill, organizer of stuff@alice "No he's-a not! He's-a wearing a neck-a tie!"
-Fozzie
Dave Alvarado@alice are there any angry twinks nearby?