"Would you rather meet a man or a bear alone in the woods?"

Depends. What's the bear wearing?

"Nothing...it's a bear."

Ah, okay. Has it been drinking?

@alice

"Yes. Drinking what?"

Water?

"Yes."

"Ok, then. A bear."

And it also ate a lot of fermented apples that fell to the ground, so it's intoxicated.

"Ok, then. A man."

What's he wearing?