"Would you rather meet a man or a bear alone in the woods?"
Depends. What's the bear wearing?
"Nothing...it's a bear."
Ah, okay. Has it been drinking?
"Would you rather meet a man or a bear alone in the woods?"
Depends. What's the bear wearing?
"Nothing...it's a bear."
Ah, okay. Has it been drinking?
"Yes. Drinking what?"
Water?
"Yes."
"Ok, then. A bear."
And it also ate a lot of fermented apples that fell to the ground, so it's intoxicated.
"Ok, then. A man."
What's he wearing?